Cyn

Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name.

[RJO @RJOPhoto]

@rob_sheridan

[Cyn @randomcyn]

@bunnyhero @Taliana83 Do not eat the scented candles

[Cyn @randomcyn]

@Taliana83 “Toot into an instance” sounds like something that should be on urban dictionary

[PostSecret @postsecret]

When #Twitter breaks where am I going to find biting humor like this?

[Cyn @randomcyn]

@ywgdana

[taber @cakesandcourage]

a popular myth is that people who are Very Computer have computers that work. nothing could be further from the truth. the Very Computer are capable of generating much more novel and fascinating ways to make computers not fucking work and exercise this capability wantonly

[Cyn @randomcyn]

@bunnyhero Some days I too want to spend all my time under a chair

[Cyn @randomcyn]

@bunnyhero I shared this with my work chat and they are now all very sad

[Cyn @randomcyn]

@ywgdana @MarlaYuriko I suppose that’s fair. But you’d better think about how awesome I am next time you have a beer!

[Cyn @randomcyn]

@ywgdana EXCUSE ME you were in Toronto and didn’t have a beer with me??

[Cyn @randomcyn]

@betafish Maybe it’s bc :) automatically turns into an emoji in many programs. And they’re like I WANT TEXT DAMMIT hence (: (I am both An Old and a computer nerd)

[CBC Pitchbot (Satire) @CBCPitchbot]

BREAKING: Ontario loses the 2022 provincial election

[Cyn @randomcyn]

@ywgdana I guess responding to the bot's prompts with FOR FUCKS SAKE didn't work? That seems like a programming error.

[Cyn @randomcyn]

@ywgdana One time it worked on a website bot to reply "No" to anything it asked me. I WILL NOT OBEY YOU, FILTHY ROBOT

[Cyn @randomcyn]

@ywgdana The FedEx bot tried to do this to me, when I pressed 0 it would just send me back to the menu, but I kept doing it three or four times and eventually it gave up and let me have a human

[Cyn @randomcyn]

@bunneh Maybe you can take it out for a drink

[Cyn @randomcyn]

@bunneh Your life in Toronto is old enough to drink