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Random Dad giving random advice, solicited or not

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Sound advice to give to your daughters. “Don’t be the practice girl.” Don’t let them fool you, they know what that means and who it is.

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@treydayway Those 17 like Ai child porn. Since it’s not real they can’t get sent to prison.

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@endwokenessmn What nationality shithole was it before?

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@KatyKatt77 Yes, they all do.

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Loading the dishwasher blindfolded like Neo

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@blonde_opinion Whoa!

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@emily_tweets

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@benedictsred Ha!

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@Syrup_Tishus This is a recent engagement I had. I’m glad to see I’m not the only one fucking around out there.

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@turtledumplin Ha!

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@klsmd12 Like a bigger stroke and more gibberishy?

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@swankybubbles_ Ha!

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@SteveIsBack2112 Sounds more like they are protecting their American concert scheduler. He didn’t realize that there were Canada day celebrations during that time.

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@turtledumplin And the cola wars.

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@dvel86 We just did that a coupe weeks ago. That’s a well deserved drink!

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@covie_93 TDS

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@GrageDustin I thought I saw a psych doctorate degree behind you but it was just your 6th grade graduation diploma. Congrats!

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@Syrup_Tishus I smell a best seller.

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@GrageDustin I noticed how you always take a shot at democrats right after you say something good. It’s like you are Minnesota passive/aggressive.

Weird how that works.

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@GuntherEagleman You obviously have never seen the movie and are a douche.

Thought I would engage since your numbers look like shit. Hope it helps!!

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@TheRealGOP Have you been out to support the Special Olympics being held there this week?