Granola Guard

not to be confused with Pancake Patrol

[Nathan Witkin @NateWitkin]

@DeepDishEnjoyer "I have 100% certainty..."

Ironclad countersignal

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@TradeVolatility @euhycredit @SamanthaLaDuc Population doesn’t matter when determining if a genocide is occurring. Especially not a modeled estimate. Geneva convention requires: a pattern of destruction, deprivation of survival necessities, repeated displacement, and statements by senior officials that show intent.

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@Shawn_Bets tip: just take the good variance, not the bad kind

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@LJKawa

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@samschwartz71 @MickBransfield @Novig @RufusPeabody @goldenpants013 Also recruiting. Gamers only pls

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@RufusPeabody @mattkalish @ryantrost @goldenpants013 Good luck getting an answer from Matt “a monopoly is actually better for consumers than a free market is” Kalish

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@PhdDfs I don’t know for sure but I’m like .. pretty sure DK Predictions doesn’t have parlays available yet. You said it was indistinguishable from the sportsbook. Are you certain you weren’t just looking at the sportsbook?

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@REAKTtrading @cobybets1 @Kalshi

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@goldenpants013 You’re off on this

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@aethernet_port @BackdoorBeard @Kalshi Right? the claim that the theft began from merely viewing that Kalshi link is tenuous at best unless he also signed something, entered a seed phrase, approved a connection, or picked up malware. and it doesn’t seem like the site does *any* of that. op just has unlucky timing

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@rubcub2 Belvedere Trading is also recruiting: r1 glads, AH goblins, and speedrunners. League players need not apply.

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@bennpeifert Don’t the contract specs just need debt to go down for one quarter, during his admin? Squinting at the graph, happened a handful of times over the past two admins.

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@bennpeifert any more info on the trade that blew up ronin?

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@goddek How is going from 4 to 6 per 100k significant? Explosion is an exaggeration. Also how are you attributing this to seed oils specifically? Haven’t avocado oil and EVOO become MORE popular alongside the rising colon cancer rates?

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@AgustinLebron3 “I’m up for that” and “I’m down for that” mean the same thing.

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@nntaleb t..tr…treaturous?

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@nntaleb It's B. It's most likely that the person who claimed "fair coin" is just a guy on lying on the internet.

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@ryancohen so when are you gonna do a WSB AMA

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@matt_levine on banks using green shoe for free gamma scalping: wouldn’t scalping provide more stabilization, not less? they weaken the rallies by selling and pad the crashes by buying, assuming they overcommitted 50-70% of the overallotment # (basically flattening delta preIPO)

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@SqueezeMetrics With respect to the option, yes. Every gain for the buyer is a loss for the seller *on the option*. Again, even if I’m trading bitcoin at a poker table, Poker is still a zero sum game. Options are a zero sum game, stocks are not.