I'm not Lisa 🇨🇦🇵🇱

Surviving in the domestic suburbia on the Left coast of Canada. she/her. 1st Generation Canadian

[I'm not Lisa 🇨🇦🇵🇱 @randomm_one]

Time to cancel #netlfix.
I’d rather subject myself to watch an endless loop of toe fungus commercials.
Even my scalp psoriasis offers more entertainment value than @netflix

[I'm not Lisa 🇨🇦🇵🇱 @randomm_one]

Screw you @Netflix_CA for double charging last 6 months. I pay via cable provider, yet you’re charging old PayPal. @Netflix_CA refuses to credit me back or even correct the problem going forward. I won’t miss your shitty content. Buh-Bye!!
#netflix

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

This photo is the reason women cover their drinks.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Why does Trump’s Great American State Fair look like the opening scene of 28 Days Later?

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Stephen Colbert wore a tan suit to the Obama Presidential Center opening ceremony 😂

REUTERS/Octavio Jones

[Spring-Nuts @SpringNuts_]

Bruce @springsteen performing Land of Hope and Dreams at the opening of the @BarackObama Presidential Center in Chicago today. #Springsteen

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Hillary Clinton laughing so hard the mic picked it up when Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize came up was the petty we all needed today.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Incredible 🇺🇦💪

[Robert Clark @RobClarkTenor]

Best. News. EVER.

I couldn’t have done it without all of your support, positive vibes, and love. So damn happy right now. 🧡🧡

[Prince George RCMP @PG_RCMP]

#PrinceGeorgeRCMP - Search for Kira Hammerstrom continues with updated photos https://t.co/TF0isoI3bV

[Dylan Byers @DylanByers]

New statement from Scott Pelley:

There has never been anything in America like 60 Minutes.

The Sunday tradition is the most successful program of any kind in history. For more than a decade, its innovative growth on every major online platform has extended its reach to countless millions around the world. This spring, at the end of our 58thseason, 60 Minutes grew rapidly with an unheard-of 9% jump in viewers on CBS.

“60” has been the number-one program in America for decades because our beloved audience finds integrity, quality, and humanity in our stories. When stewardship of the program passed to my colleagues and me, our responsibility was to expand energetically into a new age of media technology while preserving the values our audience expects. Now, the new owner of our network is casting this legend aside, apparently to curry a moment of favor with the Trump administration.

The waste is heartbreaking.

Last month, 60 Minutes lost its DNA when our entire senior leadership and two of our best on-air correspondents were cruelly fired without cause. Good people were silenced because they stood up for our audience. They stood for fairness against the forces of political bias; they stood for professionalism against chaos.

For my part, new management has instructed me to inject falsehoods and bias into a politically sensitive story. I’ve been told to include assertions that are unverified. To date, in every case, I have managed to ignore these instructions or refuse them. Recently, politicians have been invited to choose correspondents for interviews on the broadcast. Giving politicians control over 60 Minutes interviews is not how this is done. Finally, incompetence and unprofessionalism in the new management have wreaked havoc. In a case involving one of my stories, the entire program came within 19 minutes of not getting on the air at all.

At 60 Minutes, we have fought harder than anyone knows to save the program that became an American icon. We owed that to our millions of viewers. I am deeply moved by the thousands of wishes we have received to “keep up the good fight.” Most of the men and women of CBS News are still in that fight. But now the collapse of values at the top has become untenable. The leadership of 60 Minutes is no longer recognizable. The principles I hold dear are gone, and so I must leave as well.

I depart after 37 years at CBS with one emotion—a heart brimming with gratitude for the men and women of CBS News who encouraged and enriched my work, very often at the risk of their own lives. I pray for a day when those people and their ideals are honored again—a day when sanity, competence, and courage return.

Scott Pelley

[Edmonton Oilers @EdmontonOilers]

Happy Pride! 🌈 #LetsGoOilers

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

New performer for the Trump 250 concert just announced;

[Jackie Chea ⚖️ @Fair_and_Biased]

Marco Rubio realizing he has to become a popstar to perform at the nation’s 250th.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

BREAKING: Aimee-Leigh and Baby Billy Freeman have pulled out of the Great American State Fair.

[Eric Schmidt @TalkingSchmidt]

The pilot picked the funniest possible time to pause the movie with an announcement

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

Stephen Miller wasn't "born" as we traditionally think of it. He is actually the result of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vomiting up a hairball after eating a dead possum he found beside the Hudson River during a heroin binge in 1974.

[Oilersnation.com, Oily Since ‘07 @OilersNation]

Ben Stelter would be 10 years old today!

Happy Birthday, Ben 🎂. Since the world met you, you've had an everlasting impact. Your smile, spirit, and courage are still with us today.

Play La Bamba, Baby, 🥳

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

On this day in 1978, Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band launched their legendary Darkness Tour at Shea's Buffalo in New York. What followed were 117 shows packed with pure, unfiltered rock and roll intensity.

[Decoding Fox News @DecodingFoxNews]

He’s been married forever and they are honestly just adorable together. What a great couple.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Russia just attacked Ukraine with the same missiles that carry nuclear warheads.

Russia is a terrorist state

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

😂 As Trump posts AI videos of him assaulting Stephen Colbert, here’s what Colbert was doing:

Dancing with his wife, having fun at the Fired & Festive!” afterparty in NYC.