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@FOX59 It sounds to me like somebody's getting worried the bear is might actually leave Illinois

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Well making me guacamole I slammed the knife into the seed gave a twist and the whole thing just popped out 😂😂 I think the avocado just said I can't wait to be guacamole come on let's go My family is just laughing right now 😂😂😂

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@FLCons Luckily for you I know exactly what they're doing they're putting out a field fire and create a fire break

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@HillbillyDNA That is a very big sturgeon

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@Theonlyjcvolly There's no way a 2-year-old can open a door like that that was intentional and perfectly timed that was definitely an adult that open the door because the car was also moving and the air resistance on the car would have been pushing the car door shut

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@KokomoScanner I just found out the Amber alert was canceled does anyone know if the baby was found alive??

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Did anyone else know the meme of the fur missile for dogs well I can confirm it because my dog is a heat-seeking cold nose missile she finds the most warmest spot on your body and she sticks her cold nose in it to wake you up who needs coffee when you got a dog waking you up

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@gotrice2024 First off call a lawyer second buy a lock for your garden house spicket third have your lawyer send a cease and desist letter and the bill to be paid in 30 days Make sure you have all the evidence to prove theft

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@NotNPH @Skriptkeeper17 The exact second Trump decides to go south they will be dead by morning it will be like the lambs to the slaughter

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@FlagAndFire 9/10 I have never siphon gas out of another vehicle with a hose

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@ZackWyatt292052 @FlagAndFire Yeah but not when he's panicking you can he ingested water when he went in if they would have calmed him down and then put him in the water that'll be fine

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@Mimzy9090 Sounds like suicide by cop

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Merry Christmas to everybody I hope you had a beautiful and safe holiday I'm currently off to bed I have a sugar high and an adrenaline dump so good night everybody

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@petrovicsrb @interesting_aIl That's not a Abrams that is a t90 That's Russian

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Holy shit I didn't think I was going to be on call tonight neighbor's car broke down because her husband had curb and pop the tire changing a car tire at midnight and a bad neighborhood oh my God tires on and everybody's home now if you excuse me I'm going to sleep now

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@WTHRcom They honestly can come up with a better name

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Christmas Countdown 2025 - Find out how many days until Christmas 2025: https://t.co/y8PSau8G8n

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@its_The_Dr One giant bug zapper and one bad guy turn into a light bulb

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May everyone have a happy and safe Thanksgiving and May your day have laughter good food and fun memories ( try not to burn the turkey folks )🦃😂😝🇺🇲