Stanley Yau

Socially inept moron, who optimistically hopes to stumble upon the meaning of life via the interweb. Enjoys muttering egotistically inane and random nonsense.

[Stanley Yau @RandomStanYau]

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[Stanley Yau @RandomStanYau]

@netflix Well, just found out that downloads are going to be removed from your new Windows app. That's pretty annoying. You realise it means I'll just spend more time on Prime Video and Disney+ content whilst travelling, right?

[Stanley Yau @RandomStanYau]

@LNER Cheers! 😊

[Stanley Yau @RandomStanYau]

@LNER Hello! Just a quick one - your 10:00 from London Kings Cross to Aberdeen - is that on the move at all? Seems like it's not passed Newcastle yet on online tracking, just wanted to check that's the case.

[Stanley Yau @RandomStanYau]

@surface But if not Surface Neo, how about Surface Trio? I mean, everyone is doing dual-screen foldable devices these days. But... A tri-folding device...? 🤪

[Stanley Yau @RandomStanYau]

@surface Surface Neo. Oh, wait... 🔥🔥🔥😜😅

[Stanley Yau @RandomStanYau]

Hahahaha... I mean, do I even need to dignify that with an answer? 🤣🤣🤣

[Stanley Yau @RandomStanYau]

I think that's pretty much all I'll need to swivel the vast proportion of my attention to pastures new, now... 😅

[The Verge @verge]

Threads is rolling out its Following feed https://t.co/kbq205dRoG

[Stanley Yau @RandomStanYau]

What... What is even happening here? I'm confused, and I love it! 🤣

[Dramatic DDT @DramaticDDT]

Things got heated at today’s Wrestle Peter Pan press conference. Chiitan pulled out a sword! However Andreza Giant Panda can defend himself against any threat. #ddtpro

[Joseph Everett (WIL) @JEverettLearned]

🇺🇸"People in Japan are like robots! They focus on rules way too much"
🇯🇵 Ranks 10th in the Global Peace Ranking.
🇺🇸 Ranks 129th
12 years in 🇯🇵, I've lost my backpack, briefcase, credit card, and 4 times lost my wallet. Every single time someone had delivered it to lost & found.

[ScranAcademy @ScranAcademy]

SCRAN CLASS OF 2022-3 🎓❤️
We showcased more young people than ever before at Graduation crammed with families& supporters.

Our young people gained SQA Nat 4/5s, REHIS certificates, Saltire Awards & Dynamic Youth Awards. THANK U all who were part of making this happen #YouthWork

[Stanley Yau @RandomStanYau]

I'm so culturally out-of-touch, that I need AI to explain new internet memes and trends to me. Now I feel more connected to society! Cheers, @bing 🤣🤣🤣

[Stanley Yau @RandomStanYau]

.@surface A Surface Duo 2 update that's *sooo* new, the official Update History page doesn't list it yet... 😜

Also, your June 2023 update destroyed my Launcher setup/layout, so I've had to spend an hour reconfiguring from scratch. Sad times... 😳🙄

[Stanley Yau @RandomStanYau]

@Debite_io @Billhop_se Hey Debite! Sounds good - is that with a Debite card only, or can we use existing Amex/Mastercard/Visa cards with your service to pay through to a bank account? Cheers!

[Stanley Yau @RandomStanYau]

Oh noes! Investors in risky assets are angry that their assets were, in fact, risky...! 😅

(Although fair point - the natural order of things was not followed, and equities should have toppled first in this sh*tshow...)

[Stanley Yau @RandomStanYau]

@Conorpope @RefugeCharity Good luck with the marathon tomorrow! 😊

[Stanley Yau @RandomStanYau]

I wonder if tools like this will make us better - or worse - communicators...?

[Jordi Ribas @JordiRib1]

Exciting news! Bing is now integrated into SwiftKey on Android and iOS. Search, chat and rewrite messages using Bing from any app. As someone who communicates daily in my non-native language, the tone feature is a great tool for adapting my words to the style of the conversation.

[Stanley Yau @RandomStanYau]

Swap the second picture for two 8-hour document editing and proof-reading sessions, and this describes my Easter weekend to a tee.

🙄🤣

[Pokémon UK @PokemonNewsUK]

Long weekend plans...

[Stanley Yau @RandomStanYau]

I love that, in Japan, even a spa in a hotel can have its own mascot. How much better would life be in the UK if we had mascots everywhere? 😅

[Mondo Mascots @mondomascots]

Furoro, a cheerful, chubby deer who loves taking a bath with his rubber duck, is the mascot for Nara Kenko Land, a spa in the Plaza Hotel in Nara, Japan.

[Stanley Yau @RandomStanYau]

I love that @bing AI saves *sooo* much time! 😅