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[randoniyi @randoniyi]

@Cr7Godbrand @MissEternalEve This shouldn't have been a question

[Kayode Okikiolu @KayodeOkikiolu]

How do we fix this?

It is happening right in the middle of civilization!

[Biggest Mack @Big_Mck]

WHAT IS THE MISSION of the United States Government in your country?

Here’s what you need to know, before you commit treason like Davido.

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Like I have said for years, nobody touches Turkey and Saudi's media teams. Their creativity is unmatched.

See what Trabzonspor just dropped for Salah. I almost thought I was in a cinema and I didn't want it to end.

[Aporia @aporia9n]

I think ambitious people should treat life in “seasons” rather than trying to balance everything every day.

A few years massively overallocated to work. A period getting seriously fit. A year or two nomading. Then family takes priority for a while. Then maybe at 35 you go completely insane again and spend four years building a new company, and so on.

The mistake is thinking every metric needs to stay green all the time. Most great outcomes (building a company, writing sth serious, training for an event) need uninterrupted runs, not daily moderation. Sometimes work should suffer cause you’re travelling, sometimes your social life should suffer cause you’re building, sometimes career progression should slow cause family matters more. That’s fine.

And tbh it probably makes life more fun too. You get actual chapters and completely different versions of yourself instead of spending 40 years maintaining the same perfectly optimised routine. A few intense years in one city, a weird nomad phase, an obsession that takes over your life, then something completely different. Probably much more memorable than one very long well-optimised Tuesday.

It's why I encourage everyone to think of balance in years, not days. A good life can look horribly unbalanced on some random Tuesday and still be very balanced over 10 years.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Denmark just passed a law that every person owns a copyright to their own face, voice, and body. In the age of AI, this places more legal control in a person's hands, and there are real, large consequences and fines for breaking this law.

We need to make this worldwide.

[Pяom Pяom🌚 @effxzzzyy]

MTN removing that special data plan when they see you getting too comfortable 😭😭

[Davido @davido]

You measure success by one award. I measure it by sold-out arenas, billions of streams, global influence, and people singing my songs across continents.

You had government backing and still couldn't convince enough people to back you in your small constituency..
You’re a small boy who came into politics by accident..
You spent 8yrs with the ex president and couldn’t make a change in your poverty stricken community..

We all have different trophies Bashir, I’ll keep inspiring the young ones and generations to come while you wait for the next government job to get crumbs.

[randoniyi @randoniyi]

@zinnay__ @P_edetDesign4yo Figure if speech again ba??😂

[randoniyi @randoniyi]

@Hakeem_Onitolo @zinnay__ 😂😂😂😂😂

[randoniyi @randoniyi]

@Obeyamark Person wey no wan reason 😂

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

I myself am a "men". Most of my friends are also a "mens". I have no idea who African women are referring to when they say that "men" prefer women who wear wigs over their natural hair. I can use myself and my sizeable friend group across 9 countries on the continent as enough of a sample size to categorically state that African men overwhelmingly prefer their women's natural hair.

Yet everytime this conversation pops up, we hear about this mythical creature called a "men like women in wigs." On behalf of African men, allow me to say it again that if "men" prefer female wigs over female natural hair, then we must be women - that does not apply to us at all.

We grew up with you people. You are our sisters, cousins, schoolmates and friends. The first picture of the female form that we saw and fell in love with as your brothers, nephews and high school boyfriends was you in your natural state. I don't think you realise how powerful that is. The girl from the next classroom that was every African boy's first love was a girl appearing in her natural state. That is the default picture of love that stays with us for life! We did not wake up one morning at 17 and suddenly decided that female beauty = a woman wearing a Hollywood production on her head.

That is fake news!

We've always loved you as you are.

The real issue is that you are receiving commercial messaging and social engineering propaganda to convince you that your natural state is incomplete, so that you will spend money to "fix" what was never broken, and some white guy somewhere gets paid off that. We do not control any of the messaging you are receiving! We don't control any social media algorithms. We don't control your TV programming. We don't control Netflix, Amazon Prime, Hulu, Disney+ etc. We don't make TV and movie casting decisions.

We don't own any of the supply chains and factories built around manufacturing your insecurity - the most we can do is retail these products that somebody else put in your mind, manufacturer in a Chinese factory, and shipped to your country. If we were the ones in control of any of these things, we would never push such products on you. Even drug dealers don't sell drugs to their own family members.

Anyway that's precisely the problem - we're the world's least powerful men and our weakness has built a superhighway for every Tom, Sandeep and Chung to dump toxic ideas and products on our women and leave us to deal with the fallout. It is precisely because we don't control Media, Politics, War, Industry or Logistics that we haven't built a physical and psychological wall around our women, unlike every other group of men on the planet.

Our weakness as a group is what has left our women's minds and bodies defenseless and open to exploitation from anyone and everyone - to the point where they literally look at their natural form in the mirror and think there is something they need to correct about it. They know that as a group, the only thing we offer to them is penis and they have learned to discount whatever we say, even when we tell them that they're beautiful as they are.

This is a problem that the African rebellion will naturally solve.

When African men take our rightful place in the world and begin exercising power as we should, nobody will need to tell African women that their beauty is not enhanced in any way by laying a dead Indian woman's hair above their own.

Power fixes these problems.

[randoniyi @randoniyi]

This one na rage bait sha

[Deisine @TDeisine]

Everything a man says he needs from a woman has a market value.
Cook? Paid.
Housekeeper? Paid.
Nanny? Paid.
Surrogate? Paid.
Therapist? Paid.
The difference is that marriage often bundles all of these into one person and calls it her duty

[randoniyi @randoniyi]

@danielcronauer What the hell are you on about???

[randoniyi @randoniyi]

@heyitsq_ella @Dove_Dynamics Leave am o

I know people in private uni whose CGPAs are in the gutters after failures but noooooo.....

"Them dey dash A like water"

smh

[Ọ̀gá HR | African Workforce Guy @MeetJMB]

when I was doing my BSc in political science, I used to glaze over revolution as the only solution to Nigeria’s problems.

but after my several touch-points with reality, I have come to a higher realization that in our bid to sail towards a place of Eldorado, if we by chance toe the line of revolution, people like you and I would first be killed by this kind of people. if that happens, we have lost the revolution. it will just swiftly turn to a looting exercise with no direction.

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

Repeated generosity becomes an obligation.

Paid landlord rent once, he's been expecting it ever since. The heart of man bruh.

[randoniyi @randoniyi]

@ChuksEmma947401 Interested