Jesse Headley

Alias alter-ego acct where I can express how I really feel in (partial) anonymity w/out the risk of offending friends, getting fired, or going viral by accident

[Jesse Headley @randumbchirps]

I was already a casual World Cup fan but the fucking hoops you have to jump through to watch on TSN? Crave? CTV?

I have all but “I have an account but not the ‘right account’.” This is a clown show.

@TSN_Sports, you blew it.

This is fucking painful.

[Jesse Headley @randumbchirps]

@danawhite, I’m trying to do everything to purchase tomorrow’s fight legally but @Sportsnet is such a dumpster fire of looping links and inability to pay and secure the fight. I’ve baulked on the night with everyone entirely.

UFC coverage and access in Canada is fucking garbage

[Jesse Headley @randumbchirps]

@TELUSsupport, thanks for making me realize what Canadian icons @threedaysgrace were really singing about you. I do “hate everything about you”

Got a notification about a usage overage for a place I haven’t lived in for 5 years and ported over when I moved.
Still up. On hold.

[Jesse Headley @randumbchirps]

Whatever is going on or whoever is writing for @22minutes: fucking bravo!

You seemingly cannot miss. Hilarious, timely, and en point every time.

Absolute gold comedic content. Hitting both sides equally. Canadian, yet, globally relatable.

Keep the train rolling!

[Jesse Headley @randumbchirps]

Game ended 30 minutes ago.

Seriously who are you clowns??!

[Jesse Headley @randumbchirps]

@splashsports, not that I’m surprised because your platform is a flaming dumpster fire but just a heads up: Duke didn’t win.

Whoever ran https://t.co/QhtwoMtcLo, I hope you realize how much your legacy has been tarnished by this shitshow running it now.

[Jesse Headley @randumbchirps]

@splashsports: just curious if you meant to call yourself @crashsports?

Your March Madness platform is a fucking dumpster fire. I would rather eat glass than commission a league with you.

@tournamentpools, u up? I get why you sold but didn’t realize it was to a fuck hack job.

[Jesse Headley @randumbchirps]

@Uber_Support @Uber_Support, ahhh got it now. Maybe you need to hire some people who have any level of “scope” in your Customer (Un)Support.

[Jesse Headley @randumbchirps]

@Uber_Support
Nothing screams “Customer Support” like “talk to you a half a day from now”.

Isn’t your whole deal “right now service”.

This is pure garbage.

You at least give me hope that AI won’t take over us all as dealing with your AI is less painful than eating glass.

[Jesse Headley @randumbchirps]

@Uber_Support

This is going well…

[Jesse Headley @randumbchirps]

I am so glad #NotreDame removed themselves from Bowl Contention so now I know the committee made the right decision.

Grow the fuck up. Life isn’t fair.

An institution that teaches you that when life isn’t fair you just quit and bail is never a place I’d want my child to be at

[Jesse Headley @randumbchirps]

House of Dynamite on @Netflix is the worst pile of garbage tv I’ve ever experienced.

What a dumpster fire waste of my time.

Do not recommend.

[Jesse Headley @randumbchirps]

@ComicsgateVideo No.

It’s actually another random pile of garbage once again Netflix dumpster fire.

This was shit. All over the map and made no sense at all.

Pure garbage.

[Jesse Headley @randumbchirps]

@BlueJays, read the room.

You are going to the World Series. This isn’t rave time. I don’t care if that’s an @Sportsnet contract thing. That’s an embarrassment.

This shit will be thrown in your face when #Ohtani single handedly sweeps us. It’s been 30+ yrs for a reason. Wake up

[Jesse Headley @randumbchirps]

@Nickster1619 I got the same thing.

I think it’s The Ring…

[Jesse Headley @randumbchirps]

Dear America,

Stop acting surprised and remorseful about today. This *IS EXACTLY* who you are.

The rest of the world saw today, a day where 4 students got shot in a Colorado high school (which didn’t even make the news given the rest of it), as en point of who you are.

Joke.

[Jesse Headley @randumbchirps]

Paid for @ufc tonight because had people coming mover.

Now I know why I never do this.

Pure garbage.

[Jesse Headley @randumbchirps]

@FloRacing

This is so random but we are a bunch of Canadians watching these races and betting on them on some rogue cable channel.::

Want some wild content and c all us haha?

DM me and I can send a number. (I can call you too!)

[Jesse Headley @randumbchirps]

@SoNationals

This is so random but we are a bunch of Canadian watching these races and betting on them on some rogue cable channel

Want some wild content and call us haha?

DM me and I can send a number.