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uses humor as defense mechanism

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@kring_pajak #LupaEfin
3.a OP
3.b lupa

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kebangun, kayak udah malem banget, kayak udah tidur lama eh jam 8 aja belum... #wfhdiary

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Hari ini kerja, padahal tanggal merah #wfhdiary

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do you have to have reasons to get tired?

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@UberSuperDong Thanks ddoonngg @UberSuperDong

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#ketikabanjir jadi balik ke twitter, karena instagram mau jakarta kelelep juga feedsnya tetep bbq sama pesta tahun baru

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#ketikabanjir liat anak anak bawa kantong plastik buat ngambil semua barang berharga yg hanyut macem nonton kuis super deal, its either a junk or a jackpot!

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#ketikabanjir kebiasaan orang jawa bilang "untungnya bla bla bla.." anehnya menguatkan, at least menguatkan untuk ambil sapu sama kain pel. Word of the day adalah, untungnya rumah kita tingkat yang diucapkan macem paduan suara antar tetangga, saut sautan dari balik genteng

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Air surut sama dengan pulang liburan panjang, happy tapi bakal capek banget #ketikabanjir

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#ketikahujan pingin teriak ke jakarta 1 “fuck youuuuuuu!!” tapi takut di bilang penistaan agama

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#ketikabanjir cuma bisa sedih, sedih karena semua basah, karena just like madonna “i am a material girl” am i? arent we all? ironis banget, padahal seumur hidup kerja biar mandiri, supaya gak dibilang cewek matre

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#ketikabanjir cuma bisa rebahan sambil nunggu endorphin hasil misi penyelamatan pelan pelan hilang sambil ngerasain sedih yg pelan pelan mengambil alih

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#ketikabanjir, sambil memandang air yg belum juga surut, cuma bisa berpikir “what i shouldve saved first?”, muter mikir (meski udah telat juga) urutan urutan yg berubah terus seiring strategi penyelamatan yg makin imajinatif

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#adulthood is surviving all the shitty vendors your boss brought

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#adulthood is pretend to be sober around your parent

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honestly, cate blanchett can wear rug and still killing it #girlcrush

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behind a successful gamer, theres a hardworking one (or many) #walkthroughlyfe

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@twitter is like the sassy camp where you go to get tougher, its a battle of the cynics #RandomThoughts

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I (most of the time) want to reply to those annoying promo msg and say “i dont give a f! Stop pushing useless 💩 to my inbox” but then i work in marketing and telco..... karma is a bitch! #RandomThoughts

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Went to vote, with absolutely no clue who to choose nor who the f are the candidates. Now desperately goggling whose who #goodcitizenawardfail