Randy Rabin

[Randy Rabin @randyJrabin]

@shaqbrewster He's apparently still pissed that his old lady kicked his ass to the curb a couple of years ago. Good luck finding another one. Good luck finding a female nurse for the rest of his life that won't jab him a few times ("oops") and make it hurt a little

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#MeetThePress #mtp @MeetThePress #SNL
Now that I've seen this, it's impossible to un-see

[Randy Rabin @randyJrabin]

@CongMikeSimpson Behind you all the way, thanks for standing up for what is right.

[Randy Rabin @randyJrabin]

@GFritchey @DBAChad sorry .. nearly 90 minutes actually, didn't mean to short-change that

[Randy Rabin @randyJrabin]

@GFritchey @DBAChad Definitely one of the best sessions. @DBAChad's presentation stamina for 75 minutes was awesome

[Randy Rabin @randyJrabin]

#PassDataCommunitySummit
Can't wait for the session recordings, so I can catch up with all of the good sessions that weren't live-streamed this week

[Randy Rabin @randyJrabin]

@osorio33 @GFritchey @DBAChad Sounds like you're in the right one:
Improve Performance by Automating the Query Store

[Randy Rabin @randyJrabin]

@azhkanizkael @GFritchey Amen to that

[Randy Rabin @randyJrabin]

#PASSDataCommunitySummit Remembering early versions of SQL Server that came with an actual printed manual (!) in the box

[Randy Rabin @randyJrabin]

#PASSDataCommunitySummit "SQL Server 2022 - Next Level Scalability and Availability" needed to be an hour longer. Or several!

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@sqldbawithbeard When you get back home, tape your watch to your Roomba. That'll confuse it.

[Randy Rabin @randyJrabin]

Using dial-in from the hotel room after a day of sessions .. yep, been there done that. Filling out speaker feedback on pen and paper exiting a room :)

#PASSDataCommunitySummit

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About to unlearn everything I
*thought* I knew about parallelism with @BrentOzarULTD at #PassDataCommunitySummit

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@DenisReznik 501 - three hours digging into the HASH operator with @Hugo_Kornelis

[Randy Rabin @randyJrabin]

@kleegeek Thank you, David. My direct email is [email protected]

I can also provide a OneDrive upload link, whichever works for you.

Randy

[Randy Rabin @randyJrabin]

@erinstellato @dataschen @SQLskills @SQLPoolBoy Hello! I did attend the precon - where we learned both SQL and how to rebuild a lawn mower - and was also wondering about the slide deck.

Thanks!

[Randy Rabin @randyJrabin]

#cheesecowseclipse Good memories and a great eclipse from Sweetwater Valley Farms!! https://t.co/koxgpr9gVB

[Randy Rabin @randyJrabin]

#Verizon360 Next year can you set up surround-sound as well? Or at least stereo sound?

[Randy Rabin @randyJrabin]

The #Verizon360 cam is cool cool cool! Verizon Santa, can we have this for #SuperBowl51 as well? Please? Pretty please?