Randy B 🍔

I don't like bacon so I'm sorry if that's a deal breaker.

The B stands for burgers. she/her

[Randy B 🍔 @randy_burgerman]

I've entered my 摆烂 era and it feels great

[Randy B 🍔 @randy_burgerman]

according to my uncle ppl like me are disgusting and make him sick and should be kept away from children so 😁🌈

[Randy B 🍔 @randy_burgerman]

in case you are wondering, they film a lot of those cringe werewolf tiktok dramas in China and a girl I worked with is in one that just came out

[Randy B 🍔 @randy_burgerman]

should i start shitposting here again or?

[Randy B 🍔 @randy_burgerman]

the same ppl who are the first to bitch that "this meeting could have been an email" are the same ppl who NEVER FUCKING READ THEIR EMAILS

[Randy B 🍔 @randy_burgerman]

anyway heartstopper 2 soundtrack once again a banger, brb crying

[Randy B 🍔 @randy_burgerman]

don't talk to me until I'm done watching heartstopper 2

[Randy B 🍔 @randy_burgerman]

my favorite local haunt turned into a Starbucks this is devastating to say the least

[Randy B 🍔 @randy_burgerman]

if anyone is doing a ppt party I will create a full musical analysis of colleen's hi video

[Randy B 🍔 @randy_burgerman]

这个包子没有语法错误🤨

[Randy B 🍔 @randy_burgerman]

do you think my students' parents know that the new executive principal of my school that brags about preparing students for university didn't even go to university himself?

[Randy B 🍔 @randy_burgerman]

lmao where was the teacher sign up for drag race?

[Randy B 🍔 @randy_burgerman]

a sincere thank you to my 5th grade students for keeping me up to date on CPop

[Rebecca Black @MsRebeccaBlack]

i was 13 this man is 36

[Randy B 🍔 @randy_burgerman]

that feeling when you have so much to say but you don't want to get deported 🥲

[Randy B 🍔 @randy_burgerman]

china literally did a 180 from "zero covid policy" to "don't ask don't tell covid policy" in 24 hours

[Randy B 🍔 @randy_burgerman]

literally if u don't know what is happening in china right now do some googling like this is some brave historic shit

[Randy B 🍔 @randy_burgerman]

kinda obsessed with Chinese people singing their own national anthem as a protest. can't wait for the actual lyrics to be banned search terms on the internet 🤣