Randy Adeva

Comedian/Actor/Script-writer

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Supermodels are the biggest posers. Friggin posers.

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@ponyhag Don't forget couscous twerps

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@edd0189c960048a Uh oh bro! U kno what dis means! 😱👻

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Anyone that says they ain't afraid of no ghosts is fully 100% scared to death of literally every ghost.

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Why are men grapes til they gotta eat grapes? Woo!

I just took a DNA test. Turns out I'm 100% a grape. Even when I'm eating grapes. Yeah I got grape problems. That's the the grape in me. Grape grape! Then I eat em. That's the grape in me.

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@SportsCenter @ESPNNBA Top line-up all day

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We all seen this guy before. #tropefest

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@kathrillhouse This is literally my favorite thing to do at an open mic.

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@kieranjboyd You ahr!!!

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@PrueBlakeComedy It's similar to the feeling of declining a free sample of something cause you're on a strict diet.

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@BrendanWan @comedy_tim_e This comment counts as promo. Good hustle @BrendanWan

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@spizzter @maddisondv Were you on a date? Or "on one"? 😏... 😉 ... .... ........... 😉 ...... ..... 😐........... (I'm talking about drugs)

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At this amazing gig the other night, Comedy on High. This is me just having maximum fun with a wonderful crowd. So grateful for these moments. Will keep working hard for more of these moments please and thank you universe. 😄

#comedyonhigh

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@SusieYoussef Brown Crabsticks in the heezy

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"Say hello to my little brother." - a line from the trailer of Everybody Loves Scarface

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I just realised young Pacino looks a lot like Ray Romano and now, I just want to watch the sitcom, "Everybody Loves Scarface".

#mondaythoughts

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@bellagreenery Sex, Drugs and Rockin' Sex

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@bellagreenery Hooks, lines and stinkers

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@PrueBlakeComedy Anxiety

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@WhoIsBeauWindon Well played. 👏🏽

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As someone that has worked in offices my whole life, I can't tell you how many times I've said/typed "Thanks for the info." without giving half a damn about said info.