Randy AufDerHeide

entrepreneur, husband, father, cpo

[Randy AufDerHeide @randyadh]

9 hours after a tough loss. Kick us while we're down! #SportingKC

[Randy AufDerHeide @randyadh]

@chriskcos and she replied ... so you're saying there's a chance ...

[KEI KAMARA @keikamara]

Don’t worry I just got $200 fine for telling the ref after our last game that I can’t wait till we can only use robots (VAR) and them 🤷🏿‍♂️. Isn’t it crazy how when players can’t cut it they get cut, but Mister Refs YOU ARE GOOD 👍👍🤦🏿‍♂️ #TakeTheMoneyLeaveMyPride

[Sporting Kansas City @SportingKC]

For 90 minutes, she held a sign that read: "Johnny Russell, it's my 9th birthday!"

Then, this. 😭 https://t.co/GRJB5nGQMX

[Randy AufDerHeide @randyadh]

@YouTubeTV You should be able to watch for the Fox Sports app.

[Randy AufDerHeide @randyadh]

@Atlassian is your status page hosted on the same servers? we can't get to it.

[Randy AufDerHeide @randyadh]

.@SimonBorg #SKCvNE 3:27 Rubio clotheslined by Angoua in the box. No Call? Endangering the safety AND the start of NE's goal. #InstantReplay

[SKCII @SportingKCII]

You're a bad, bad man @KrisTyrpak.

Catch this, #SCTop10?

[Randy AufDerHeide @randyadh]

Prop guards are great when you don't take shortcuts! https://t.co/CycsU7garj

[Sporting Kansas City @SportingKC]

Introducing #SportingKC's new secondary kit. #AllForTheCity

[Randy AufDerHeide @randyadh]

Some people say I drive fast. I tell them I just help move the traffic along.

[Randy AufDerHeide @randyadh]

What if slow drivers were ticketed and the ticket amount was the estimated loss of time by all the people they affected. #Going50InA70

[Randy AufDerHeide @randyadh]

Need to show your family whose in charge at your house? Freeze your data plan and change the wifi password. Then leave. #3GIRLSANDME

[Randy AufDerHeide @randyadh]

At our house, we used to talk, then we would text words, then we sent acronyms. now we just @bitmojiapp #3GIRLSANDME

[Randy AufDerHeide @randyadh]

My lovely wife of many years gave me a "love your wife" book. I told her I don't read books. So she got me this one.

[Randy AufDerHeide @randyadh]

I didn't like what the scale said this morning so I was preparing to trade it in. BUT, apparently that is illegal!

[Randy AufDerHeide @randyadh]

At what point do I need to have a chauffeur's license? I guess since I don't get tips, I'm just a dad doing his job. #3GIRLSANDME

[Randy AufDerHeide @randyadh]

It was payback day for me at @BlooomInc. Retribution for a week of harassing everyone else! No visible injuries.

[Randy AufDerHeide @randyadh]

Was my youtube account hacked or accidently used? I will forever have to deny searching makeup videos. #3GIRLSANDME

[Randy AufDerHeide @randyadh]

Ovulation was the discussion last night after dinner. I put on my headphones and tried not to listen. The damage was done. #3GIRLSANDME