Randy Henderson

Fantasy author (Finn Fancy series) with Tor. RPGer. Pan. Neutral good. He/Him.

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[Randy Henderson @randyauthor]

This is 💯 a real thing.
Also, I am almost always writchy when not writing, which is admittedly a more ironic term since practically nobody gets rich writing. Wrestless is probably more accurate.
#amwriting

[Sid Jain @Sid__j]

Getting wrangry. It's like hangry but when you don't write

[Max Fisher @Max_Fisher]

https://t.co/91QpuZCHra

[Randy Henderson @randyauthor]

Summary: Musk is playing a Die Hard villain, using shock&awe cyber attacks all to hide a robbery. Mainly to pay for Trump’s 4-Trillion $ billionaire tax breaks. He has no legal authority to shut anything down. Courts and heroes are already stopping him. Hold the lines. #firesale

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH SHE SPILLED😭😭😭

[Sean Casten @SeanCasten]

To all those saying "shouldn't we root out government inefficiency? What's wrong with DOGE?" a quick background on Constitutional law and why the WAY it is being violated exposes the true motives of the criminals:

[Randy Henderson @randyauthor]

Pics of @cherryglazerr at the Snohomish block party.
1/3

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

🥺

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

This woman is spot-fucking-on‼🔥🔥🔥

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Best take I've seen so far in regards to Trump's assination attempt.

[Randy Henderson @randyauthor]

That what happened happened at all is terrible. The deaths are tragic.

Trump got a boo boo on his ear. Doesn’t make him more or less qualified to be President, or some tough action hero. He’ll milk it for all it’s worth though, like his “bone spurs.”
He’s golfing today.

[Craig Rozniecki @CraigRozniecki]

Trump v. Biden

Age
Trump: Old
Biden: Old

Average COVID deaths per day
Trump: 1,215
Biden: 455

COVID deaths most recent week in office
Trump: 24,690
Biden: 80

Total jobs added
Trump: -2.720M
Biden: +15.722M

Total jobs added outside COVID
Trump: +6.409M/36 months (178,028 per/)
Biden: +6.290M/24 months (262,083 per/)

Manufacturing jobs added
Trump: -192k
Biden: +733k

Inflation
Trump: +1600% (from May '20 to the end of his term)
Biden: -67.0% (from June '22 to June '24)

Immigration actions
Trump: 472 (over 4 years)
Biden: 535 (over 3 years)

Southern border arrests
Trump: 1.4M (2019-2020, 24 months)
Biden: 5.0M+ (first 26 months)

Lies told
Trump: 30,573 (over 4 years)
Biden: Not even close to that

Approval abroad
Trump: 28%
Biden: 43%

Companies bankrupted
Trump: 6
Biden: 0

Times impeached
Trump: 2
Biden: 0

Felony convictions
Trump: 34
Biden: 0

Felony charges pending
Trump: 54
Biden: 0

Times liable for fraud
Trump: 1
Biden: 0

Times liable for defamation
Trump: 2
Biden: 0

Times liable for rape
Trump: 1
Biden 0

Supporters arrested for actions on 1/6/2021
Trump: 1,265
Biden: 0

On Epstein list?
Trump: Yes
Biden: No

This race should NOT be close!
#VoteBlue #MAGACultMorons

[Craig Rozniecki @CraigRozniecki]

As I've received some complimentary-filled messages from MAGA, saying the jobs numbers aren't accurate, due to COVID - never mind the fact a big reason for that was Trump's ignorance and ineptitude during the pandemic, I thought I'd play their little game. Psst, I still win.

I will now go through the jobs numbers from Obama's final three years in office, Trump's first three, and Biden's most recent 23 months - as employment reached pre-COVID numbers in June of 2022.

Obama
2/14-1/15: 3.011M
2/15-1/16: 2.634M
2/16-1/17: 2.440M
Total: 8.085M

Trump
2/17-1/18: 2.031M
2/18-1/19: 2.395M
2/19-1/20: 1.983M
Total: 6.409M

Notice Obama's worst year is still better than Trump's best. In the noted 3-year spans, Obama's economy added 1.676M more jobs than Trump's, or an average of 558,667 per year.

Biden
7/22-5/24: 6.198M

Biden's economy, in just the past 23 months, has nearly matched Trump's during his first 36 months in office.

Here's a deeper breakdown:

Jobs per month in the aforementioned spans:
Biden: 269,478
Obama: 224,583
Trump: 178,028

No matter how you slice it, Trump's economy is the worst of the three, and it's not even close.
https://t.co/VZXjuFQFGN

https://t.co/8MR2IarU8V

[Craig Rozniecki @CraigRozniecki]

Trump v. Biden

Age
Trump: 78
Biden: 81 (so, about the same)

COVID deaths most recent day in office
Trump: 24,690
Biden: 132

Jobs added
Trump: -2.67M
Biden: +16.27M

Manufacturing jobs added
Trump: -192k
Biden: +748k

Times impeached
Trump: 2
Biden: 0

Felony convictions
Trump: 34
Biden: 0

Felony charges pending
Trump: 54
Biden: 0

Times liable for fraud
Trump: 1
Biden: 0

Times liable for defamation
Trump: 2
Biden: 0

Times liable for rape
Trump: 1
Biden 0
#VoteBlue

[Randy Henderson @randyauthor]

@mark_frommk Thanks so much!

No more Finn books (for now). I am currently working on a couple of new books though that will have a similar mix of magic, humor, adventure and romance. Will share more when there’s official news to share :)

[Randy Henderson @randyauthor]

Dark and quirky supernatural fantasy set in Port Townsend, WA you say? With a protagonist from the 80's you say?

Oh, but more humor and magical creatures?

Sure, I can recommend something!

How about the Finn Fancy trilogy from Tor / Titan UK?

#DeadBoyDetectives

[Randy Henderson @randyauthor]

https://t.co/PI4mz9d1Lq

The perfect follow up to watching the new #DeadBoyDetectives show

[Randy Henderson @randyauthor]

@torbooks

[Randy Henderson @randyauthor]

@michaeldthomas Condolences, may the memories of smiles and laughter and love burn bright forever.

[Randy Henderson @randyauthor]

@hulu I turn you off every time you try selling Jesus to me. I won’t name the ads and help them, but religion is not a product, or if it is it’s a toxic and divisive one. I’d literally prefer 5 minutes of drug side effect disclaimers than 30 seconds of slick Jesus marketing.