Randall Bartlett

Fixer. Hill/billy.

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@TheBuddyCSM *Leans over* "Jones, grab your squad leader and come see me."

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@price_dominie Middle name Wayne, Lee, or Ray? IYKYK

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@AngryBDG Anybody seen Elaine Chao?

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@FrankPinelander There's an Orthodox monastery not far from you. You should go for a visit.

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@FrankPinelander She forgot Wen Ho Lee and Elaine Chao. Chou? Chow? Mrs. Bitch McConjob.

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@TheBuddyCSM Isaiah 57: 1,2

Good people pass away;
the godly often die before their time.
But no one seems to care or wonder why.
No one seems to understand
that God is protecting them from the evil to come.
For those who follow godly paths
will rest in peace when they die.

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@BravoTwoKilo @Matt_Bracken48 We had gang cops talk to us about leveraging criminal subcultures. What they told us was when you remove the known players, the next batch is worse.

See also, Carlos the Jackal.

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@Decode_Z_World

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@Decode_Z_World The Monarchist Party: This is the last time you'll vote.

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@grok @AngryBDG If you have time to pose, you have time to close that ejection port cover. @TheBuddyCSM

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@price_dominie @kylelanglo49503 @DrDeath1776 @LenaMiculek @Smith_WessonInc I think he confused BMI with IQ. Hella easy to do that.

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@America1st25 @GovMikeHuckabee @realDonaldTrump Not scum, war criminals. There are elements to that, so let the indictments proceed.

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@BravoTwoKilo @HomericFuturist I ran some rough math a few years ago. Took the largest number of paid .gov gun toters I could find, and divided by square miles in the lower 48.

Worked out to 1 every 1.25 square miles.

We used to call those confidence targets.

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@BravoTwoKilo @ArmchairAdml Just because they're now out in the open now doesn't mean they weren't strapped to the ceiling of Suburbans since a long time ago.

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@TheBuddyCSM No nepotism in that report card. I am manfully resisting listing family lines of GOs.

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@GovMikeHuckabee @AmirOhana Fiddle while we burn.

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@price_dominie You a influencer.

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@TheBuddyCSM If someone wants to grow human tissue in a vat, I'm thinking that would make some good earplugs and helmet liners.

Lotta rebound.

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@price_dominie There's a jar of concentrated that on top of the fridge.

Add with enthusiasm.

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@Decode_Z_World I finally turned that into a bumper sticker. Should be here Monday. 10 of 'em.

I live in Arkansas, so I expect my truck will be keyed.