Randy Baker

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@jasonselvig I’ve been drunk since 9:30 AM

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@hwinkler4real Dollar store Melania

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@jemelehill I got you…

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@BrettFavre If everyone put God first you’d have been cast down with the wretched thieves and liars a long time ago. Stoned to death as the Bible instructs.

I am curious about one thing though, which commandment allows a husband to fuck a porn star while his wife is pregnant?

I’ll wait…

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@_MLFootball He forgot to mention the refs.

That’s gonna cost the Chiefs’ coaching staff a little extra in this weeks’s envelope

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@MattFosterTV Typical Trump supporter.

Fucking dumb to the core.

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@mattgaetz4head Dollar store Melania

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@BBCWorld Who the fuck is that woman with him?

Dollar store Melania?

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@LeVeonBell Damn, kid, you’re getting FAT!

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@AnnieAgar 😂😂😂😂😂

The Uncrustables nibble 😂😂😂😊

Exceptional weekly meeting, Annie.

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@Caitlyn_Jenner You’re a fucking disgrace.

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@ViralMedia247 Are you dating a 14 year-old?

If not, you need to kick his case to the curb. Place all that gaming shit in the driveway and move on.

OJ used to react like this to Nicole. Don’t become another statistic.

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@PokerGO @RealKidPoker @DougPolkVids You’re fucking kidding, right?

Have you seen @RadioAmanda ? She’s the first lady we all want.

@RealKidPoker wins in an absolute landslide.

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@mehdirhasan You better hope you’re not on your period. You know how he hates seeing blood coming out of your… You know.

I’m curious, just what is the cost of your dignity and self-respect? I mean, I always knew you were fake, but I never thought you were this gullible.

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@joelklatt

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@subonekd “Much” is an understatement. I was hit with one last night and I still can’t see.

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@charlieINTEL It’s a shame they feel the need to keep this in before they have a counter to it. It seems like using the Ghost perk should block it, seems like that should be an easy fix.

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@TheGoodLiars Why is that even a question? Of course dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time… We saw Fred and Barney using dinosaurs to move heavy rocks at the quarry.

This is settled science

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@AnnieAgar I KNEW this was coming.

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@NFL @Eagles @mark_kremer Sure, but did he smash anyone’s phone?