Randy White

[Randy White @randyhbwhite]

@funkmasterMMA nice dives bitch. You’re not the champ

[Randy White @randyhbwhite]

@funkmasterMMA take a couple more dives you pigeon fuck. You’re not the champ

[Randy White @randyhbwhite]

I just heard a guy arguing with his boss because his co-worker brought a puppy to the office. The fuck that puppy do to you Doug

[AM2DM by BuzzFeed News @AM2DM]

Tag the Eminem of your group text 🔥 #AM2DM

[Randy White @randyhbwhite]

@BenBeJamiin Don't know what's funnier. You jumping or Philly loosing it in the back ground haha

[Randy White @randyhbwhite]

Gunna make an app that doesn't let me drunk text anymore

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Truth

[Randy White @randyhbwhite]

Don't know if I should get a blue or pink collar for my puppy because I haven't asked if he wants to be a boy or girl yet

[Randy White @randyhbwhite]

@BenBeJamiin

[Randy White @randyhbwhite]

@Allen7Mark hard yes

[Randy White @randyhbwhite]

Apparently @garethlewis7 was the only person in all of harbour station who was too drunk too snap story the whole concert #boylew

[Randy White @randyhbwhite]

Words can't even describe how upset I am to see @BenBeJamiin ig pic to get deleted

[Randy White @randyhbwhite]

I'm more excited for Christmas dinner than Christmas morning

[CBC New Brunswick @CBCNB]

Maine man jailed for floating to New Brunswick on air mattress: https://t.co/VWn51tkz8v

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

😒😂😂

[Randy White @randyhbwhite]

There's way to many deceiving first pictures on tinder

[Randy White @randyhbwhite]

90% of my memories of when I was younger are me getting in shit