coach randy

former indiana university offensive linemen | snider highschool offensive line coach

[Andy Cortez (didn't pay for the blue check) @TheAndyCortez]

Just let him run for President. Trump shits on the constitution constantly. Let us break the rules once as a treat.

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.

[GL @gldivittorio]

“We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism” 🧡💙

[🧈 @ButterAubrey]

Dak and Ceedee Lamb just got mentioned in the World Cup game in Dallas 😂

[Brown side is up @Brownsideisup]

Not gonna lie...seeing Euros say, "America isn't anything like we were told," has me gettin' a little misty.

To my fellow Americans, especially y'all down here in the South, thanks for proving that our greatest export has never been what's on TV.

It's always been our people.

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Barstool KU @BarstoolKU]

لقد شكلنا تحالفاً مع المنتخب الوطني الجزائري.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

the sixth-largest city in Kansas when Algeria comes to town to play the least popular sport in America:

[Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer @GuardsJoey]

I just punched a hole in my work monitor. Lisa from HR is crying and my boss just fired me. I no longer have any way to support my family and my wife is leaving me for her personal trainer Carlos and taking the kids

Thanks for ruining my life @CleGuardians

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇹🇷🇮🇱 Turkish President Erdogan compares Israeli PM Netanyahu to Hitler.

[Alys @alys216]

#GuardsBall

[Em @emixion_]

what a day

[KINGDOM HEARTS @KINGDOMHEARTS]

Presenting another look at the latest instalment in the Kingdom Hearts series.

Kingdom Hearts IV will launch simultaneously on Nintendo Switch 2, PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, Xbox on PC, Epic Games Store and Steam!

Stay tuned for more updates.

[Nick @NickZararis]

Larry on line at security makes a joke "do you really need to search me, you think I'm gonna be the one who does it?" And ends up in Secret Service custody for the entirety of the game, asking each interrogator as they come into the room for an update on the score of the game

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

They hate Mexicans and abortions and trans people but will use Mexican stem cells to alter god’s will for their bodies