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Fact: Randy invented Al Gore.

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Fact: For future reference, Randy is actually a really great guy. But he would never admit it himself. Which is part of why he's so great.

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Fact: Randy's got a V8 in his #TricycleWithAMachinegunMountedOnTheFront. He would have preferred a Mt Dew, but his mom insisted that he drink something healthier.

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Saddened by the news of Alex Trebek's passing. Hopeful that a community favorite like @JeopardyJames could step in as an interim host.

#Jeopardy

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@heroquest The dwarf is glad to see a color rendering of the male elf.

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Fact: Randy is both the sugar daddy and arm candy in any given relationship. Randy really just has a sweet tooth.

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@OliverGravesIRL There was that time the Iranian government was blocking communication of protesters as they were trying to post footage of violence. Twitter foiled government censorship and allowed the world to see the brutality.

Oh how far they have fallen.

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@HooperHairPuff I vac-seen what you did there

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People have election decorations out and it's not even Halloween yet

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@notsoevilrick @RiotGrlErin Is that the name of the robot voice they all sing in?

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@OliverGravesIRL @ofctimallen I wish there was a way to secretly like Oliver Graves posts. They are hilarious, but the 1 heart is part of the persona that makes them so funny.

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Pictured, the halloween mascot for grocery chains, Freddy Kroger.

[La TIA Ⓜ️ELY Rayada 🇫🇮7️⃣ @MelRayada]

Raza, no me lo van a creer 🙊

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@ManateeMaxCom Sounds like either way, Jeffrey's up the creek without a paddle.

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Heard on the zoom call: Tom, Is that you?
#MeToobin

[Manatee Max @ManateeMaxCom]

When I was a kid... #MeToobin

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@HooperHairPuff Is this a commentary, or a todo list?

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@CountingCrows @LifeAtPurdue Ok, but how many crows were there?

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@drjoelshulkin Randy's date to cougar night..... Oh shoot. Nevermind. You said wrong answers.

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Fact: When Randy calls you a sandwich, he's not saying you're full of baloney, he's saying you look like you're in bread.

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@OliverGravesIRL All of them have to now. That stuff is closed down.

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@DepressedDarth Cruella de Ville

She is in star wars canon since the Disney buy out, right?

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Fact: Randy can beat Baldur's Gate by just hopping the fence instead.