Randy Schmidt

what's crackin?

[Randy Schmidt @randysch001]

Chex Mix is kinda crazy
Dry cereal? As a savory snack? What a concept

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@wontonlegend W

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@wontonlegend the fifth month of the year?

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i've been sleeping on kewpie mayo for TOO long

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@shaingerdanger Where's the g-cal invite? 🤨

[chef @shaingerdanger]

I am pro cotton.

[Randy Schmidt @randysch001]

@wontonlegend You don't have to be a cat to do that

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I consistently overestimate how long something needs to be in the microwave

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@wontonlegend A sequel??

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@wontonlegend @billlyd123 Did you?

[chef @shaingerdanger]

paint me like one of your french girls

[Randy Schmidt @randysch001]

@wontonlegend Don't air our dirty laundry on twitter, it's not becoming of either of us

[Randy Schmidt @randysch001]

@angeniiiiim The epitome of "let's get this bread"

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@wontonlegend Thanks for the TED talk!

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@nikki_melamed Socal drivers really wake up and choose violence on the daily

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@lot_vin @wontonlegend cord gang!!

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@lot_vin Only the essentials 🤘😤🤘

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@wontonlegend Yeah, this one right here officer

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@wontonlegend Pics or it didn't happen