Randy’s Lobotomy

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My boy said birds are the treasures of the sky, and I said no they’re the emeralds of our prehistory, soaring vestiges among us. We embraced. Then never spoke again.

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This giant pile of firewood in Fort Greene was speaking an ancient tongue to me. It was gone the next morning.

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@DOGE_SEC Reminds me of show Succesion 🇺🇸💵
Please check DMs in 3 days. Serious. Thank you 🫡How do you pronounce Dog e? Ok

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Nets are forever cosmically doomed because Bruce Ratner used eminent domain to force the construction of Barclays

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@DavidPingalore @Lakers @UConnMBB @KingJames You aware Dan Hurley’s son is on UConn’s roster?

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@monsieurvillard Take it easy

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Nets are forever cosmically doomed because Bruce Ratner used eminent domain to force the construction of Barclays

[Erik Slater @ErikSlater_]

.@ZachLowe_NBA on KD/Kyrie Nets era:

"I will go to my proverbial grave (believing) that if Kyrie Irving had gotten vaccinated last season, this team would have been a juggernaut and title favorite."

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@balldontstop Look at u, emotional

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@screamcummer

[Jack Mankiewicz @JackMankiewicz]

Has anybody else noticed that Chet Hanks is following the exact same life arc as Siddhartha?

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@ghostbarcos Koyaanisqatsi (2022)

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@SamFoxenBoyd

[Cranberry House @Cranberry_House]

When I saw a majestic bird of prey flying through the park

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WestbrookDAO

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@thedeadestkid peter

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5-year aged Dasani

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Feeling completely lost deciding if this Dwight Howard performance is more soothing or haunting

[Kendall Baker @kendallbaker]

This is Dwight Howard

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You have to have so little self respect to root for the bk nets

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Eternal creations