Colonel Wisdom

Writer and Artist. Fighting obesity and depression.

[Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks]

Yes, I know things can look a little glum at present. But , for now cheer up. From us.

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

Statement from the Office of U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina).

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Every Robert Eggers movie takes us to a faraway time and place and imagines what the Green Goblin would be doing there

[Colonel Wisdom @screamcummer]

@cruhbluh Yeah I also experienced that

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@cruhbluh I can taste it even now

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@cruhbluh I remember they had a pizza that was seemingly just vanilla pudding spread over plain dough. Diarrhea blast

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@Integrity_Freak 'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished...

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@Agi1eTab1et You don't. Bitch !!!!!

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@Agi1eTab1et Not really. And that's final

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@possumlives @Zach4Controller Damn didn't even realize he's ugly as fuck too

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@sh0beats Egg rolls taste how vomit smells

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Homeless guy after receiving $2 and a “have a great day” from me: Huh! I guess sometimes being homeless, ain’t so bad…

[Colonel Wisdom @screamcummer]

@Iittlejoy That's Susan

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@Integrity_Freak "Oven"

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@Agi1eTab1et @low_dosage Needed this bad 🤤

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@low_dosage @Agi1eTab1et if that's your reaction perhaps you shouldn't join...

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@rittenhouse2a Big fat female titties

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

23YO: {stubs toe} Ow lol. Fuck

78YO: {stubs toe} {whole leg turns crimson red} What Is My Son’s Name

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@Iittlejoy Would rather be dead