jones falls expressbae

legal aid lawyer, beautiful jewess

[jones falls expressbae @rangerAM]

really hope there’s not pride protest chitter chatter in the locker room before friday

[Matt Lively @mattblively]

Very tense moment between Buster Posey and the press when questioned about the Giants pride hats and their players.

Before this, he began with a statement saying the organization had shared their response on pride night and he wasn't going to revisit. @KPIXtv

[jones falls expressbae @rangerAM]

i hadn’t watched train dog with sound. crucial error.

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

40th time watching this week and realizing just as my joy begins to crest about halfway through the video, the little “toot toot” of the whistle kicks in and brings about a second wave of happiness

i love you train dog

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

frothing-mad Caligula was never so inventive as our bizarre president. he seems to be continuously self-exhibiting, talking to himself/his public as if he is the star of a Truman Show; but most of what he says is fabricated, fantasy, transparently untrue. he is forever defending himself in the court of public opinion but, as it's said, only a fool is his own lawyer.

[jones falls expressbae @rangerAM]

Whole Foods dammit

[jones falls expressbae @rangerAM]

this was me in whole woods when an orthodox man asked if I knew where the tofu was

[Charlotte Lee @cljack]

At the mall urgently trying to find the Pottery Barn bc the Uber is waiting for us there. Friend shouts at me “you’re a white woman! You should know where the pottery barn is” and I swear to god an older white lady stepped out of the shadows behind us and said “follow me”

[jones falls expressbae @rangerAM]

@gracecamille_ robert shaw GOAT

[jones falls expressbae @rangerAM]

@esjesjesj man I can’t believe I gotta hand it to the ADL here

[acid rock @1dntlikeacidrck]

“mr swift” discourse will never not be funny because it’s like, “so, you agree: the act of changing one’s name when one gets married is an act of submission and diminishes one’s personal identity and accomplishments” but they never fully metabolize it

[jones falls expressbae @rangerAM]

i forget that tall blonde men w shaved haircuts don’t have to be nazis. they can just be scandanavian

[🧸ྀི @mcfc_NIW]

Most likeable person in Football

[jones falls expressbae @rangerAM]

my bf is from KY and i delight in showing him woke andy beshear content

[James Line @jameslineky]

🚨 Andy Beshear’s favorite gay person 🚨

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

DID HE TIE THIS SHIT IN A KNOT?!?!?

DID HE TIE IT IN A KNOT?!?

[jones falls expressbae @rangerAM]

@CartoonsHateHer noticing beautiful women and handsome men walking down the street is one of the prime pleasures of being alive

[jones falls expressbae @rangerAM]

@ladygreenkirtle @CartoonsHateHer sweetie pie alert

[jones falls expressbae @rangerAM]

@NikiLakest51333 @aelfred_D read it the same way - they were VP and VFLOTUS for both of obama’s terms!! (tho obama didn’t want biden to run in 2020, let alone 2024)

[jones falls expressbae @rangerAM]

@dhaaruni true love

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

This is really fucking weird and bad

[jones falls expressbae @rangerAM]

so this is crazy

[U.S. Interior Press @interiorpress47]

Previous administrations—most notably under Obama—failed to maintain the Reflecting Pool, and after refilling the pool, the water would quickly become murky and thick with massive clumps of algae floating on the surface.

[kenz @allthekenz]

WHO is pitching

[jones falls expressbae @rangerAM]

the friend that’s too woke: why does loving someone and asking to marry them mean you are entitled to their last name

[The Strickland @TheStrickland]

Karl-Anthony Towns crosses out “Woods” from his fiancée’s IG handle and writes it as “Jordyn Towns” ❤️🥹

[Megan @megkwall]

love this