In the past five days, whilst the sun has beaten down on our once glorious nation, 1,128 illegals immigrants have entered the UK via 16 dinghies. I wonder how many will go on to rape, murder, and otherwise tarnish our lands, and how many will go on to fully embrace Britishness….
I’m delighted to announce that my 2027 stand-up show, ‘Offender of the Realm’, will be coming to a venue near you, possibly.
Reviews;
‘Deeply offensive’
‘I was too scared to laugh’
‘My boss sacked me for buying a ticket’
‘I been excommunicated for going to it’
“Animals don't have a voice. But I do. A loud one. I'm a fucking big mouth. My voice is for them. And I'll never shut up while they suffer.” - Ricky Gervais
Britain became great because it was intolerant. Intolerant of shirkers, skivers, autocrats, the rude, those who wouldn’t fit in, and those who broke the law.
We valued common decency, in all its guises.
We need to become intolerant again.
Break into Britain on a dinghy. Deport.
Come to 🇬🇧 commit a crime. Deport.
Integrate & pay your way or Deport.
No more visas for countries refusing deportations.
No more "skilled worker" visas.
No more bogus student visas.
No more anti-national bakwaas.
We in 🇬🇧 have had enough.
This is Gerben. After bravely battling bone cancer that led to amputating his front leg, this heroic K9 got the paw-some retirement send-off with his fave tennis balls. Served since 2019 with the 81st Judicial District. Pls don’t scroll without leaving a big heart ❤️
She said my dog looked “dangerous.” She asked why a German Shepherd like this was even allowed on a plane.
Ma’am, let me introduce you to Duke. That “threatening” animal spent six years deployed with Marine Special Operations. He’s a certified Multi-Purpose Canine. While most people run away from danger, Duke runs toward it.
🐾 His resume:
Tracking high-value targets.
Detecting explosives before they turn into funerals.
Shot twice in the line of duty.
That scar on his shoulder? Shrapnel from an IED in Helmand Province. Despite being wounded and bleeding, Duke located four more devices in that same area to keep his team safe.
The limp you’re staring at? He took multiple rounds during an ambush to save his handler. Because of him, a 22-year-old Marine got to go home to his daughter.
Duke has a Navy Commendation Medal. He has a Purple Heart. He is credited with saving over 40 American lives.
And the most important stat? Zero bite incidents. The only thing Duke has ever snapped at were threats trying to harm our troops.
So no, I won’t be moving seats. But you are more than welcome to lean over and thank him for his service.
#MilitaryK9 #WarDogHero #K9LeadTheWay
#DogLovers
This is touching & lovely. A British man is in the dog house for "forgetting" his wife's birthday, she's in a huff in the car. He then puts the stereo on. He has produced a custom love song for her, documenting their love story.
Hankies at the ready.
How very British to take the dog for a walk…
How very British in 2025, to be murdered by someone who shouldn’t have been in the country.
Tragic. Avoidable. Shame on the politicians who facilitated this.