Fake Japanese account: "This is what diversity looks like. We must never let this reach Japan"
Real Japanese account: "Koreans claim to be civilized yet if we look at the 1936 Boat Incident you may see differently" [Blurriest black and white photo you've ever seen]
I’ve become obsessed with Americans ordering food and saying “I’ll do the chicken Alfredo” “I’ll do the chicken salad.” What are you doing to it, shagging it?
looking at peoples outfits at the train station to learn from them. big jeans, baby tee, cute little jacket. i dont have a cute little jacket. i dont have anything
Do you wanna come to dinner with my parents and observe the unsaid lifelong dynamics that control every aspect of my life and unlock a new level of intimacy in our friendship or no
that's me and droopy. he turns 46 this December. he smells like sour milk and his tongue is perfect. his underlying sadness at the state of the world, somehow, does not suppress his ability to be grateful to be alive. he is a top 3 snuggler of all time. he loves me so much.