Ranimal

My opinions are all wrong and my jokes aren’t funny.

[Berty's Sideburns @bourketuzzi]

I'm going to say this...

Everyone looking for a Quinn Hughes trade out of New Jersey. You don't have the center to make the deal.

The most likely trade candidate for the #Canucks will be the #MNWild   

Rossi, Buium, and a 1st is the type of deal that gets a team Hughes.

[Ranimal @ranimal98]

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[M🐝 @CakeMcJabe]

Gotta think positively with the Jays. Last year, they missed the playoffs in the most soul-crushing way. This year, they lost in the wildcard in the most soul-crushing way. At this rate, we should get a cruel Game 7 loss in the 2025 World Series to, like, the Padres.

[EmergencyInfoBC @EmergencyInfoBC]

Tsunami Watch issued for #BC due to the M8.7 earthquake that occurred 80 miles (129 km) SE of Petropavlovsk, Kamchatka, Russia. Follow directions from local officials. More info: https://t.co/HarPMOqXk0 #BCTsunami

[Ranimal @ranimal98]

@TrueFanNet @Senators Andreas Dackell

[Ranimal @ranimal98]

Lude Jaw

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

what’s the funniest celebrity name if you swap their initials? I’m torn between Wenzel Dashington and Hom Tanks

[Ranimal @ranimal98]

Matt Murray already a candidate for save of the year

[Everyday Sens @EverydaySens]

Garrioch confirms that Ottawa was set to trade Murray (25% retained) and the 7th pick to Buffalo for the 16th pick earlier today. Murray nixed that deal and Ottawa ultimately landed DeBrincat.

[SensCentral @SensCentral]

Retweet to apologize to Pierre Dorian.

[Ranimal @ranimal98]

@IneffectiveMath So, who does Buffalo have that gives them a better chance to win games? Ultimately that’s all that matters.

[Ranimal @ranimal98]

@IneffectiveMath Of course there is. In close games, goalies have the ability to win or lose a game for their team either by elevating their game or by crumbling under pressure. In blowouts, goalies are almost a non-factor.

[Ranimal @ranimal98]

@IneffectiveMath Some things that could be missing: SV% in winnable games (1-2 goal games), goals given up in the final 5 minutes, other score/time effects that explain why he’s winning more than the others on the same team. I don’t believe it’s just random variation.

[Ranimal @ranimal98]

@IneffectiveMath I get that, however, if your team is having success with one goalie, and not with others, then either your evaluation is missing something, or the team was better with him in net. Either way, it’s not bad to have him as a backup.

[Ranimal @ranimal98]

@IneffectiveMath If you don’t factor the team’s results with them in net vs others, I consider that a blind spot in your evaluation.

[Jimmy Kimmel Live @JimmyKimmelLive]

Jimmy addresses the elementary school shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

[Ranimal @ranimal98]

Wordle 333 3/6

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