Rani Schwartz

i should probably read a book

[Rani Schwartz @ranischwa]

"He did look like a deadbeat, but an endearing one" "No just a deadbeat" "Well I think he was a pretentious, haughty, sensitive, self-righteous, horrible, brilliant, and mostly endearing deadbeat(...) but what can I say- I take just like a woman." @bobdylan

[Rani Schwartz @ranischwa]

@JohnHMcWhorter You've convinced me to study linguistics instead of business. Where do I go from here 😂

[Rani Schwartz @ranischwa]

So when's the rapture coming?

[Reuben Rodriguez @ReubenR80027912]

Here's my #Election2020 5 things to know (maps at end)

1. DJT will win FL
As I've noted to @SeanTrende ppl confuse small margins for uncertain outcomes. DJT will lose Pinellas but D weakness in Miami Dade will bolster very narrow win

2. Biden will shock us all & win GA

(1/n)

[Rani Schwartz @ranischwa]

Lowkey this little kid has better moves at age (4?) than I did for the entirety of my basketball career

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Big bro had to humble little bro after he went viral for saying ‘you can’t guard me’ 🤣

(via jalenandcompany/instagram)

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Big bro had to humble little bro after he went viral for saying ‘you can’t guard me’ 🤣

(via jalenandcompany/instagram)

[Rani Schwartz @ranischwa]

hi @esaagar I didn't know who you were 24 hours ago much less that you're from CSTAT

[Rani Schwartz @ranischwa]

@awkwardamina bro I just want summers at the BAC back not gonna lie

[Rani Schwartz @ranischwa]

@LaurieHernandez You would be such an amazing Maria Reynolds.

[Rani Schwartz @ranischwa]

@GStephanopoulos I can't lavish enough praise on the book you published a year before I was born. My mom bought it decades ago and I'm just now reading it for the first time. Can I buy a giant poster of your face somewhere? Will you come to my wedding?

[nicolle @nicolledarling]

"i cannot date a stem dude"
"you should date me
i'm a petal dude"

[Rani Schwartz @ranischwa]

You might call me a drama Rani ...

[Rani Schwartz @ranischwa]

such a mood

[nicolle @nicolledarling]

this is me

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

OG wisdom

[Rani Schwartz @ranischwa]

Lol my excuse is that I have the attention span of a 5-year-old and that I struggle to sit through a single 50-minute lecture let alone seasons upon seasons of complicated character development and plot twists etc. etc. but also like yeah you're right i'm def missing out

[Rani Schwartz @ranischwa]

lol buying three huge chocolate bars from cox is just such a mood someone help me

[Rani Schwartz @ranischwa]

Happy b-day @mwestbrook_ !!!! :DDDD

[Rani Schwartz @ranischwa]

*mentally imagines her touching her forehead, then the books, then her forehead* *all is well*

[Karts @kartigakanna]

The Indian me is shaking just looking at her put her legs on the books

[Rani Schwartz @ranischwa]

"That is the idea in this country - the children they want to drink beer and go to ball games and working hard is not on their list" - Ajjie, 2K19

[Rani Schwartz @ranischwa]

How long can I sit at the dining hall after breakfast and still make it to class with .0002 seconds to spare?????? 😆

[Potterhead Posts @PotterheadPosts]

"Next time there's a ball, pluck up the courage and ask me before somebody else does, and not as a last resort!"