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[RantsforGarlic @RantsforGarlic]

@ChadMcCary @jawnnyrawten @hulu @Chiefs This works. Thank you!

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@hulu_support instead of the @Chiefs game it is showing some nascar driver on repeat.....

[RantsforGarlic @RantsforGarlic]

@SPONTANEANATION @michaelsheen You killed that interview! Also loved the interjection. Great show this week.

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How much more will you bend before you give in?
Why not try silly putty.

[RantsforGarlic @RantsforGarlic]

Where are your manners? My fine feathered fiends.
When will you learn the magic is both before and after the storm.

[RantsforGarlic @RantsforGarlic]

I ain't no rumpskallion

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When was the last time you woke up in a park… not on the walk home from your house? #nophone #sundayfunday
At least the #martinis were good

[RantsforGarlic @RantsforGarlic]

#Doge4Colbert It is a good day to fly. #tothemoon

[RantsforGarlic @RantsforGarlic]

The olives are my motivation #onlythedrydieyoung

[Downtown Albany BID @AlbanyBID]

Staff review of @thehollowalbany #downtownalbany Restaurant Week Menu 👍👍

[Downtown Albany BID @AlbanyBID]

Check out what's cooking (and behind the bar) at Charter @HiltonAlbany - Shoutout to @AlbDistCo #cheers 🐢

[Downtown Albany BID @AlbanyBID]

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[Albany Institute @AlbanyInstitute]

Going to Restaurant Week tonight? Come to the museum! We have FREE admission from 5-8pm. #downtownalbany #albany #518fun #yum #localflavor

[bread and honey, inc @artisanbagels]

We have #soup ready to serve! Try our Bacon Lentil soup with red and green lentils, onion, leeks, carrot and cumin #tastytweet

[AmberTozer @AmberTozer]

Spice Girls I think you did the best you could with what you had

[truth'n soul is dead @mrtruthandsoul]

What if bellybutton lint were actually bastard children from our affairs with jizz socks?

[RantsforGarlic @RantsforGarlic]

And just when you thought you could make it to work before the coffee struck. #coffeeshits

[RantsforGarlic @RantsforGarlic]

I couldn't live without you baby. You're sweet nectar lives in me like a bee's poison

[RantsforGarlic @RantsforGarlic]

Hello Saturday night. The wonderful broken record which you are.