Richard AP Harris

Always taken too seriously. Seldom serious.

[Richard AP Harris @rap_harris]

@anon_opin What do you think was used to train the AI model? Without lyricists, AI wouldn’t be able to regurgitate something that sounds like an existing artist. You won’t ever get anything groundbreaking again, but the music companies won’t also have to pay royalties either.

[Richard AP Harris @rap_harris]

@virginmedia we left around 2 years ago after nearly 27 years and even working for Telewest, due to the massive price rises. We were told our ntlworld email addresses would be automatically deleted but they are still active. How do we get them deleted without an active account?

[Richard AP Harris @rap_harris]

@MockTheWeek Still struggling with the sound quality on Freeview (might be OK on other platforms, but I can’t vouch for that). Keeps going quiet at times.

[Richard AP Harris @rap_harris]

@anon_opin Forget the gameplay, look how pretty it is seems to be the ideology. Gameplay peaked around the PS3 where there were games like Buzz where 8 people could play together, or SSX tricky with its crazy snowboarding. Now it’s mainly photo realistic driving or shooting games.

[Richard AP Harris @rap_harris]

@implausibleblog We have a mission??? I don’t ever recall being told I was on a mission. Does that mean I’m part of MI5 on a secret mission. OMG I’m a spy, so good even I didn’t know. Hope it’s not a mission to deny genocide for political reasons.

[Richard AP Harris @rap_harris]

@anon_opin If it happened today, it would be Americans.

[Richard AP Harris @rap_harris]

@WallStreetApes The other part of the scam is that the cost of subscription has been going up by over 20% per year for the last 3 years, and then you get hit with high penalties if you go over your subscription limit. Never buying an HP printer again.

[Richard AP Harris @rap_harris]

@LizWebsterSBF The big corporate landowners are pushing this. For example: JPMC forcing everyone back into the office, otherwise their huge investments in property become worthless. If all businesses are forced back into the office, then these sites have a saleable value on the balance sheet.

[Richard AP Harris @rap_harris]

@PolitlcsUK The big companies need people back in the office for no other reason than to protect the balance sheet. The offices are worthless if nobody is in them and they can’t sell them to another company. This is about protecting the wealth of the billionaire owners.

[Richard AP Harris @rap_harris]

@BrokenSkiesPG @virginmedia @rantystoat To do that, they would have to update the AI bot that just posts this dirge whenever it finds anything that reads like it’s an outage.

[Richard AP Harris @rap_harris]

@PressSec “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
George Orwell, 1984

[Richard AP Harris @rap_harris]

@Parody_PM It’s Laura Kuenssberg. She would have asked you hard hitting questions like “Why are you so lovely?”, “why are you always so right” and “do you mind me gently cupping your testicles as I ask you these deeply penetrating questions?”

[Richard AP Harris @rap_harris]

@AndyBurnhamGM Why is no one calling out Farages claim that Reform(er Tories) is a centre right party? If they are centre right, then that would have made Thatcher a left wing socialist.

[Richard AP Harris @rap_harris]

@GavandStaceBBC is this a blooper and if so, was it ever acknowledged? Surely it should be Gav’s gonna play, not Matt’s gonna play???

[Richard AP Harris @rap_harris]

@elonmusk It’s the greatest threat to pensioners and billionaires who rely on working age people to fund their lifestyles. The human population cannot keep growing indefinitely.

[Richard AP Harris @rap_harris]

@LBC @RoryStewartUK Percentages are misleading. It would be interesting to know what the percentage of income tax would be if the top 1% didn’t have their cute little avoidance schemes. 30% is probably a massive underpayment, but looks a lot, e.g. 40% of office sick days are on Mondays and Fridays.

[Richard AP Harris @rap_harris]

@LBC @NickFerrariLBC The point is to keep the general public angry about the government, even if there’s no facts to back it up. Constant negativity about anything will lead to people feeling negative without real evidence and when a bad decision is made, the negativity is compounded.

[Richard AP Harris @rap_harris]

@LBC @NickFerrariLBC Nigel Farage takes your calls,
While Nick Ferrari licks his balls.

[Richard AP Harris @rap_harris]

@Halcruttenden Just a thought, the Tories loaded the BBC board with supporters and suddenly Mock the Week and The Mash Report were dropped. Where is the satire on UK TV now?

[Richard AP Harris @rap_harris]

@PaulOli42003393 The second wall generally is for the viewer, but not the teams, as they tend to have similar groupings, so it was always going to be Girls Aloud or the Saturdays on the second wall.