corny

ur moms favorite rap guy

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

when my grandkids ask me what it was like to be alive in the 2020s I’m going to get up and leave the house and quietly walk into the mist

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

cat distribution system released another one

[corny @rapgodcorny]

You’re welcome internet ✨

[corny @rapgodcorny]

Tonight I told a girl that I “casually act like Regis Philbin” and I don’t think I know what that means but I like the sound of it

[corny @rapgodcorny]

I tried sleeping normal hours this weekend and woke my boyfriend out of a dead sleep at 3 am to see if he wanted to watch Napoleon Dynamite

[corny @rapgodcorny]

Hey @vaultboy love you. Thanks for being transparent. And fun. And humble. And yourself. And making a really really bad day for me turn out better. Can’t wait to see you on tour again ❤️

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

2 sause long

[corny @rapgodcorny]

I will never unsee this

[corny @rapgodcorny]

Do you ever try to be normal and it has the opposite effect? I told my coworker “sorry, if I’m laughing to myself I’m not crazy I’m just listening to a podcast about murder”

[corny @rapgodcorny]

🎤🎤

[corny @rapgodcorny]

menards is love, menards is life

[corny @rapgodcorny]

Thinking about Menards

[corny @rapgodcorny]

just imagine

kissing soulja boy thru the phone

[wint @dril]

if the mask from "the mask" was real it would be on the news.

[corny @rapgodcorny]

I feel like I can relate to Euphoria because my delinquent ass in high school mixed Miller Lite and Mountain Dew. Tasted like shit but drank it anyway because #rebel

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

sorry dude cant make it tonight. u know i have that court-appointed bedtime

[corny @rapgodcorny]

Sometimes I forget twitter exists

[corny @rapgodcorny]

#justiceformovie

[Blake Rose @BlakeRoseMusic]

Rollerblades
Lady
Gone
Sweet Caledonia
Hotel room
Ordinary people
Casanova
Heavy shit
A world gone by
Lost

[Blake Rose @BlakeRoseMusic]

Wow make me cry why don’t you