Raphael Makuei

[Raphael Makuei @raphaelmaks11]

@modernemeid @WaniMichael57 Send me the same message too, Adhieu maa. This news has evaded most of us.

[Raphael Makuei @raphaelmaks11]

South Sudan in Focus https://t.co/tTBMxD3R8E

[Raphael Makuei @raphaelmaks11]

Anyone but the Glazers...#saveManUtdSirJim.

[Raphael Makuei @raphaelmaks11]

Best wishes in the next world for the most educated African President #RobertMugabe...R.I.P Sir.

[Raphael Makuei @raphaelmaks11]

The next alarm clocks will be more effective...they will be waking us with motivational phrases like, "OMG, a SNAKE!"

[Raphael Makuei @raphaelmaks11]

Banks with all the cash...but clocks whose batteries expired 2 years ago are still hanging on their walls.

[Raphael Makuei @raphaelmaks11]

@KMbappe here, my ears have suffered from the mutilation of your name:
* Mabappe
* Bampe
* Mbeppa
* Bempa

[Raphael Makuei @raphaelmaks11]

@KMbappe your name is very difficult for my brothers here...they call you
* Mabappe
* Bampe
* Mabeppa
* Bambe

[Raphael Makuei @raphaelmaks11]

A victim of insomnia...with very very wild thoughts throughout the nights.

[Raphael Makuei @raphaelmaks11]

During any world cup tournament, there are countries whose progress is a fluke...England is in that category.

[Raphael Makuei @raphaelmaks11]

Touch it softly...put 2 fingers inside...if it's wide, use 3 fingers...make sure it's real wet and rub up & down gently.

Yep, that's how you wash a glass cup 😂😂

[Raphael Makuei @raphaelmaks11]

In Africa, there is not only Plan A and B...there is also up to Plan Z...like the VPN in Uganda

[Raphael Makuei @raphaelmaks11]

Saw a mechanic, today, rejecting a payment made to him in the 500 SSP note...claiming that he doesn't know which country's currency it is.

[Raphael Makuei @raphaelmaks11]

The teacher asked for a Sentence using the word "beans:"

1st Student: My Father Grows beans.

2nd Student: Yesterday, my Mother cooked beans.

Then a Third Student stood up and said,
"We are all human beans..."

[Raphael Makuei @raphaelmaks11]

Things that confined our economy to its death bed:

1. The economy's unhealthy reliance on a single sector - oil
2. Instability in the country
3. Inflation
4. Our country's poor international relations

We better work on the above issues instead of minting big notes of the SSP.

[Raphael Makuei @raphaelmaks11]

I will dump you so bad that even Google won't be able to find you.

[Raphael Makuei @raphaelmaks11]

Overheard a phone conversation moments ago, "Darling, I love you more than Donald Trump loves China."

[Raphael Makuei @raphaelmaks11]

A woman's virginity is broken once in a life time...but a man can break the virginity of three ladies in a day...we are the unsung heroes.

[Raphael Makuei @raphaelmaks11]

To hell with #SergioRamos for bringing gloom upon tonight's entertaining game...and because of his unprofessional act, I have withdrawn my backing of Real Madrid for life.