✨Kirakira✨

お金　稼ぐ 俺らは スター お金　稼ぐ 私は スター スター, スター, スター, スター, キラキラ 私は スター 🤩✨

[✨Kirakira✨ @rara379]

You wake up in line at the Pearly Gates, you make it to the front of the line and a space opens up for you to descend to hell. You look up confused. You’re shown your Twitter timeline. You understand. You descend.

[Tevin Campbell @tevincampbelll]

Yes he can sir🤣🤣🤣

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

ignore that it's four minutes long and know that it's going to feel like a healing to your neurodivergent soul to hear every single thing he lists NOW LOCK IN

[✨Kirakira✨ @rara379]

#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Ryan Coogler becomes the first Black man in BAFTA’s 77-year history to win Best Original Screenplay for ‘SINNERS’.

[✨Kirakira✨ @rara379]

@1rxz___ 🤣🤣 I forgot you once thought I lived in London

[Mr. Johnson, Esq. ❄️ @Mr_PHROZEN]

Cranberry keeping herself in business. You see all them mixed babies she got?!

[Murphy⚜️ @_sforsierra]

I love how I can scream “I’m tired of this Grandpa” at any given time and someone will finish the sentence 😂

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

The state of Missouri has executed Marcellus Williams

[✨Kirakira✨ @rara379]

Bernadette is smart

[SixBrownChicks @SixBrownChicks]

Q4. I know the Cougar dating rules (I’m 20, Bernadette is 48, and s3xy AF). We met at the gym. Bernadette is financially secure and situated. Her kids are grown and she wants s3x, but when I ask for things she snaps. “You gotta do that on your own, babe. I raised my kids already.” She’s not patient. She refuses to invest in my dream and she doesn’t listen when I explain what I can do with the proper funding and her financial support. When I ask for money she acts like I’m bothering her. But when she wants s3x I race to meet her. I require upkeep, I’m not just her d!ck on demand. I’m a whole person. I need things she can provide. She never lets me stay overnight. I told her I’m practically unhoused, and that I loved her and would like to stay with her. Bernadette: “No one falls in love faster than a narcissist with no place to stay. You can come thru and eat my 🐱. Like I said, I know the Cougar rules. My friend has an old lady who takes care of him and she gives him her car. Why is Bernadette doing me like this? How to train her? #SBCCHAT

[Heisjayy 𝕏 @Jayysein]

Mispronouncing a word. It just means you read it somewhere but you've not heard it anywhere.

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1269

[Gabby Sidibe @GabbySidibe]

Boy Meets World really played in our face having Topanga turn down Yale for Cory. Yale??? For CORY?!?!

Now if we’re talking Shawn, I would’ve followed him to DeVry.

[fatou @VICKIAHNA]

American culture funny asl mfs really say “how you doing” and walk off 💀

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

to whichever hacker took my social security number, my bad for not being the blessing you might've needed. I'm fucked up in the game right now. good luck, though bro.

[Don Carlo 🇭🇹 @Carlwinshigh]

These the most normal people when you think about it, they do what they find joy in with no shame meanwhile some of y’all be afraid to dance when music playing

[Kendra @SurvivingCFS]

When I lived in my car I parked in the lot of the local library all day and was never bothered, I used their bathroom throughout the day and they never asked any questions, I used the computers to sign up for food stamps and other programs, I picked the flowers around the lot and decorated my car with them, I went in and just RESTED sometimes. Public libraries are sooooo crucial in a community, in ways people don't even realize. Libraries are a safe space for so many people. They were my lifeline.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

There’s no proof that you exist, but there are some theories.