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rachel • 28 • pookie bear sunshine baby girl • Susan — I would have come out of Eden to open the Door for you if I had known you were there

[🦁 @rarabro01]

dudes of honor and I’m cute

[ben ! @bens_bender]

it’s hard to overstate how much this is just the beginning lol

[𝖺𝗅𝗂𝖼𝖾 ෆ @doIliestra]

this is why we need to ban ai. idc if you use it one time, you are part of the problem. you are the reason we are in this heat wave.

[The Black Supreme Kai @BlackSupremeKai]

It’s literally the data centers

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A woman sings “Bohemian Rhapsody” in Minionese at the premiere of ‘MINIONS & MONSTERS’.

[Red Drummarts @redrummarts]

Guy who thinks Hollywood is run by pedophile rapists but also thinks MeToo was overblown

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Call from dentist. DECLINE. Theyre just trying to get me on the line to trace my location. So they can kill me. They’re trying to fucking kill me

[St1ka @St1ka]

So there's a lesbian on Twitter obsessed with Stan Smith and shit, it's Roger isn't it? It's gonna be Roger.

[JACK ⚧︎ @lithophage]

having PTSD is kind of like this

[FlaminGingerbread @SwagPogGamer]

Bo Peep before woke

[amai @faginon]

if mexico wins im getting my bf pregnant if they lose im beating him

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

You should know that if you get the measles, it will wipe out immunity to anything you had immunity to before you were infected, including any vaccinations

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Imagine taking a few Bible verses on human sexuality as literal divine commands from God for all society, but minimizing 2,000+ verses calling for the care of immigrants, the marginalized, the oppressed, and the poor to be a personal choice.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

"BLACK one🤨🤓?"

"*goat*😅!!!"

WILL FORVER HAVE ME IN TEARS LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

reflecting pool situation very relatable to anyone whose dad fucked up the pool maintenance and then got really defensive about it

[sean yoo @SeanYoo]

i hate him so much but he’s legitimately one of the funniest people on the planet. incredible timing

[MarioKINGS @GlobalPulse_50]

God didn’t even blink during slavery, so y’all think he care that I SUCK DICK?

[Bradley @BradBradleyArt]

I like the idea of old knitting lesbians getting pissed off at all these dinky wrinkly unironed pride flags people hang up

[Goof-Bot @GoofyFacePic]

It’s such a simple edit but it kills me every time