David Houghton

SG skateboarder raised in SG/Perth (WA), FR/HK roots
Finance Analyst & city wanderer. Eurasian-Gwai lo (鬼佬) Life
Hardcore punk, Pro‑EU, Australian cricket fan

[David Houghton @rasadave]

The HK view.
#Brexit brigade is living in a fantasy world with its dreams of go-it-alone Britain https://t.co/1LVGXaK52j via @SCMP_News

[Brendan Cox @MrBrendanCox]

I’ve written more about it here: https://t.co/XMbUzWmHGY

[Brendan Cox @MrBrendanCox]

10 years ago my wife, the mum of our kids & the MP for Batley&Spen was killed by a far right extremist.

At anniversaries I try to be optimistic about the future. But not this time. In the ten years since she was killed we have gone backwards & I fear our democracy is now at risk

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

RIP Jo Cox.

Murdered by a far-right extremist who shouted ‘Britain First’ as he attacked her.

[Richard Corbett @RichardGCorbett]

Ten years ago today, the Labour MP Jo Cox was stabbed and killed during the Brexit referendum campaign by a white supremacist born in Scotland who hated her support for remaining in the European Union.

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

This is brutal 😂😂😂👇👇👇👇

[David Houghton @rasadave]

@hoeflatoor Then go back to the flat, pack suitcase then fly the next SQ flight back to SG loh. Visiting friends & family for a month working remotely & using well earned CDC vouchers. This write up is very stylo! made me laugh. it really is a KNN thursday/friday night in London.

[LJB | Sage of Hoeflation | POFMA Poet | COE/GCB @hoeflator]

Stout. Ale. Fuck IPAs only pussies drink IPAs. Start telling the liberal girl with a small pooch belly but nice C cups all immigrants must leave. She says you’re not White you can’t be racist and then you proceed to dump 2 decades of generational trauma on her until her Asian (mongoloid not fucking brown) bestie shows up and you criticise her for her shitty accent even though she grew up in the YooKay. Bunch of manlet Spanish dudes show up and you tell them to fuck off while pounding a shot of Jameson with your bud. Next pub. Stop for a cheeky pastel de nata off soho along the way. Tell the Dutch guy peering into the handjob massage parlours at Chinatown he needs to negotiate the price down or he’s fucked. Cheeky taco between pubs at a spot in the alleyway. Start telling the workers there they’re going home since the place is all cash and no one’s paying taxes. They say you’re going home to China you tell them no I’m Singaporean there’s a difference maricon. Leave with the hot (but also chubby) cashier screaming insults at you. Next pub. Find a booth. More ales. Pork scratchings. More ales. Back to Chinatown. Late night fried rice. Chicken chow mein. Tell the handjob lady standing outside by a red door she’s getting fat in mandarin but she starts yelling back in Cantonese. Bunch of British birds appear from a hen party. Tell the soon to be bride if he loved you you would be pregnant by now but turns out she’s a traveler and already has 2 kids. One of her friends tried to knick your wallet too. Stumble singing oasis with your mate into a late night chippy and check the brown worker’s immigration status. He has ILR? Preach the gospel of Restore Britain and tell him he’s not going to be deported (yet). Some mid 3/10 Chinese international student walks in with a pasty bloke from Southampton. Tell her in mandarin if he loved her he wouldn’t split the bills. She never looks at him the same afterward. Blackpill the bloke on how hard it is for mixed kids to have organ donors and increased mental illness statistics. He downloads tinder while she’s collecting a small haddock and chips. Piss in a back alley while your mate tries to streammog you. Congolese man tries to mug you. Fight Congolese man off. 1am. Pubs are closing. Find an off license. Scream fuck you cunt at the bicycle cart dudes that blast Bollywood music bc he nearly runs you over. Cheeky bottle on the tube. Cop takes your first bottle on the platform so you board the train and whip out the next. Pass out. Miss your stop and wake up in Brixton. Smells like Africa. Bosh. Millions must go.

[LBC @LBC]

"That's what happens when you elect Nigel Farage fans..."

James O'Brien reacts to two new Reform councillors admitting they don't know what they're doing.

[Kevin Maguire @Kevin_Maguire]

Nigel Farage is an enemy of the truth.

The Hard Right Reform leader is accused of spreading misinformation about immigration which is falling sharply but people wrongly think it is rising.

https://t.co/oaYNlFy6hW

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Reform UK councillors already gone:

Stuart Prior
called white people “the master race”

Glenn Gibbins
said Nigerians should be melted down to fill potholes

Jay Cooper
called the holocaust a hoax

Daniel Devaney
said Muslims are "pure scum"

All of these have either resigned, been suspended or are under investigation. So our first act in local government is to waste council taxpayers money by triggering by-elections to replace these morons. We are starting as we mean to go on.

[David Houghton @rasadave]

Racist Reform Party. No surprises there

[LBC @LBC]

Reform UK councillor who called for Nigerians to be 'melted' to fill potholes suspended from party https://t.co/UBm41nB00k

[David Houghton @rasadave]

Leave Falkland Islands alone !

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

Donald Trump is a genuine friend of the United Kingdom.

Keir Starmer must roll out the red carpet for the 47th President of the USA.

This is a huge opportunity to be grasped.

[David Mullens @david_mullens]

@reformparty_uk Yet YOU told us that #BrexitHasFailed.

Even if true (it isn't) how does it compensate for the #FarageBoats and the massive growth in immigration YOU in good measure caused in the name of "Taking Back Control".

You're liar and a traitor.

[David Houghton @rasadave]

@reformparty_uk What a bunch of lies. As a result of Brexit, British holidays are much more expensive.

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Brexit screwed young people - now it's payback time https://t.co/pGbEnzoU8b

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

"It is increasingly clear that as the world continues down this volatile path, our long-term national interest requires closer partnership with our allies in Europe and with the European Union," PM Keir Starmer says

Follow live: https://t.co/HwLsKBvAw5

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

What a fucking embarrassment. American troops are being sent into harm’s way in Iran and this fucking idiot is doing his double jerkoff dance while waving a sword, like a drunk uncle at a wedding.

This is who has the nuclear codes. America is a parody.

[David Houghton @rasadave]

@StateDept When USA invoked article 5 after 9/11 events every member of NATO helped US.

NATO is defensive alliance. US started unprovoked attack on Iran therefore NATO articles does not apply.

[David Houghton @rasadave]

@TruthTrumpPost When USA invoked article 5 after 9/11 events every member of NATO helped US.

NATO is defensive alliance. US started unprovoked attack on Iran therefore NATO articles does not apply.