rachael

m’s mama 🧸

[Ink Blot @inkblotistan]

he's doing his best

[Marshal of Science 🧬🔬 @amazing13_13]

If I hadn't documented this with a camera, no one would have believed me

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game

[palmer @decentbirthday]

Jimothy fever has reached my grandfather

[redheaded stranger @eyeswideslvt]

When you see how small he is next to his siblings 💔💔💔

[mia @httpsosweet]

If we were two little snails I would reach over from my cherry to your cherry just to give you a kiss

[saira @sairaspooks]

i would die for jimothy

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Seattle has recently sighted a Raccoon that frequents the local parks with Short Spine Syndrome (SSS).

The locals have endearingly nicknamed him, "Jimothy".

[tiffany fong (retarded) @TiffanyxFong]

I am SO taking Tylenol when I get pregnant

[é ogoín ou ogoin? @ogoin_]

eu sabia que com o avanço da IA acabaria chegando o momento em que homens heteros iam começar a criar fotos dos idolos deles em corpos femininos pra finalmente eles poderem bater uma punheta pros cara com a mente em paz

[kar @bustitopen420]

the air quality sucks, the food gives you explosive diarrhea, we have no public transport, medical care is unaffordable, they’re tearing down forests to build AI data centers and I still have to clock in for work

[K @StopThatXavii]

I aspire to be a hater like this

[Warren @swd2]

They shot him, dragged his lifeless body onto the pavement, and handcuffed his corpse while his 3-year old daughter wearing Bluey pajamas watched in horror. If you say you voted for this you are an empty soulless vessel.

[Ron Wright @ronsterd89]

Elon Musk once jokingly offered to end World Hunger, asking how much it would cost as if it would be some incalculable number.
When the UN replied saying 6.6 Billion would be enough to immediately end Famine for the year he never responded, and a few months later bought Twitter for 44 Billion.

You struggle and suffer because people like him are allowed to exist, not because your neighbor is an immigrant.

[Jes @bloodstarvedjax]

I'm so fr you should be burned at the stake for saying this

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

The Miami Marlins had “Bring Your Pup to the Park” day and one dog got caught on TV casually enjoying a hot dog, while the dog behind him stared like he was witnessing the greatest injustice of his life

[Praise @tufpraise]

Socialism is so sick I love when tax dollars go to schools instead of wars

[James Li @5149jamesli]

A reminder:

Erika Kirk on the death of Charlie: "Even if God gave him the option, I wouldn’t want to bring him back."

Thomas Massie on the death of his wife: "I cry every day. I would do anything to see her again."

Only one of these is a human reaction. The other is demonic.

[✪𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝓢𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓽-𝓕𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓬✪ @sirjamesa12]

normalize destroying ronald reagan's legacy.