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[Jolie Cowslington @yomgqashiyo]

Of course the first trillionaire would be an apartheid beneficiary

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

[ValarMorghulis @Kupangende]

“Nothing from my side, thanks” - my wedding vows

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Beautiful unphotogenic women….im sorry technology has failed you

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Has anyone found a good way to explain ADHD task avoidance that doesn't just sound like making excuses?

[Ceebo @CeeboSWeezy]

when city girls touched the ends i was scared i was gnna die a virgin cos i come from low income housing i was NOT tricking on nothing

[Adley Duncan @DuncanAdley]

The surest way to conceal information from me is to put it in a voicenote

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

me trynna find a film exactly like the film i just watched but not the film i just watched

[rea @ReaBeee]

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

[N @dearvotion]

My Own Thoughts by Helena Minginowicz, acrylic on paper towel.

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

I love laying down so much omggg

[Robie ⚢ @anglsfrvrangls]

How life feels when you accept that you’re a cunt and you do love gossiping and complaining

[Squishy @_missprettylady]

“If you love me, consider me in your choices not your apologies.”

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

fast learner with short term memory loss

[masha @masha_slp]

being a woman is like would you rather be dehumanised for being sexy or for being ugly

[JB #OneAfrica✊🏾 @jb2forty]

Do they sell plantain in Fortnum & Mason?

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

“What stocks should I buy right now” Bro you need to be planting cabbage

[KCW Foster @AuthorKcfoster]

Does anyone else have the problem of writing on one level and speaking on another? My husband looked at my work and said, "I had no idea you thought like this. Why don't you speak like this?" -- Honestly? Everything gets caught or jumbled before it comes out. Suggestions?