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yo

[chelsea anét @chelseaanet]

Asked a Target employee if I could open this camera before I buy it and he said he wouldn't even care if I killed someone in front of him.

[Cait @cxitlan]

im at the age where people r askin "so what u doin with ur life" n im like mate am genuinely jus here for a laff x

[Stumbler Videos @StumblerVideos]

When you're failing 7 out of 5 classes and you're trying to act like everything's okay

[nathan zed @NathanZed]

Wrong it all depends on the first 4

[nani @pettyblackgirI]

When you're feeling even more emotionally unstable than usual but you're the funny friend so you gotta stay lit

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Inside my daughter's diaper this morning, I found a half-digested wolf. Try me. https://t.co/6wuZLsl7Nu

[FUCK ICE @whyyougagging]

me: things are gonna get better for me i can feel it!!!
life and god:

[J @JVCKJ]

Y'all thought you were soooooo lit with your lil iPhones huh?

[mir 🏌🏾‍♂️ @hoodrichmir_]

"Who was that tweet about?"

[clipper @sodanugs]

not sure exactly what is going on with the forever 21 men's section

[Këv @lemonpepperkev]

8AM & 2PM in Atlanta

[jawn wick @furbyburglar]

Because girls that read books don't give blowjobs to guys like me in an Arby's bathroom at 3am “@ClassicPict: http://t.co/sAWPDc3EZj”

[🗞️ @privshow]

*doesn't study for a test*
me: I can totally do this

"name:_________"
https://t.co/qBdxyQBJLK

[Sarah Baska @SarahBaska]

me @ harry

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

if ur man doesnt say "its slime time" when he nuts then hes not the right man for u