bernies my daddy

just some bullshit

[bernies my daddy @rastagrub420]

@SammyRArmstrong They also smoke a lot of pot

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Putting RFK Jr in charge of our nation’s health is like putting Jeffrey Epstein in charge of child safety.

[bernies my daddy @rastagrub420]

@keatingssixth I got so gaslit once along these lines, told my OBGYN I think I have cysts (I’ve had them in the past), she told me I didn’t and I had to demand an ultrasound, ended up needing surgery the cyst was so big lol.

[ravi nation @ravi_nati0n]

Benson Boone

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

i can’t believe jake paul found the only fight people would actually want him to win

[If the apocalypse comes, beep me @yikeths]

OMFG we are all gonna get fucking polio

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

don’t trust a woman 2 run the country but need ya gf to do all ya job applications

[bernies my daddy @rastagrub420]

@JordanUhl I couldn’t be more annoyed about 3 and 4 here, I get it’s an amendment to the constitution but both had 55% or more

[mac @batsdune]

anyone else think it’s morally reprehensible that elon stole the handle “@/america” to promote conservative propaganda and is parading the account around like it’s the actual Government

[bernies my daddy @rastagrub420]

@lifeinchaos_ Nah man holding nice gestures against people down the road (ESPECIALLY if they didn’t ask you to) is actually diabolical

[bernies my daddy @rastagrub420]

@ShitpostGate Looks like the grill after hibachi

[bernies my daddy @rastagrub420]

@slimeguyethan As an American the only thing I know about that is I like an A5 size planner but they’re not American lol

[☠️ Lilith Lovett ☠️ same @ on 💙☁️🦋 @LilithLovett]

Bruh I missed the debate did he actually say this?

[ultramarathon thanker🇵🇸 @christweetsllc]

The duality of man

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Happy birthday, P Diddy, Puff Daddy, Sean Combs, or as I call him, Cuddle McSnugglestuff. You don’t need to know why. @iamdiddy

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

This is Ryan Routh, the man who allegedly tried to assassinate Trump today.

He voted for Trump in 2016.

He apparently supported a Haley/Vivek ticket in 2024.

So, when MAGA world says "they keep trying to assassinate Trump," what they apparently mean is "Republicans keep trying to assassinate Trump."

[BMORE Reeta @theNFLchick]

I hate this evil POS but i be laughing 😭😭😭😭😭