Will Sullivan

[Matt Goul @mgoul]

Must say, @IgnatiusSpirit was cookin' up the most creative costume until the officials made them put away the "illegal noisemaker."

[👑 @_rockim]

Don’t stop retweeting! This man is set to be MURDERED in 19 DAYS, for a crime he DID NOT commit.

[SIHS Spirit @IgnatiusSpirit]

🚨FRIDAY @ 7🚨 THE #1 CATS TAKE ON THE #2 TEAM IN THE NATION ST. BENEDICTS PREP AT CLEVELAND STATE UNIVERSITY KREZLER FIELD. DUE TO PLAYERS REQUEST THE THEME HAS BEEN CHANGED TO CHEF OUT...EVERYONE BRING YOUR APRONS, POTS, PANS, AND WOODEN SPOONS👩‍🍳👨‍🍳🍽 SHOW UP AND BE LOUD🔊🔊🔊

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

George W. Bush’s Post-9/11 first pitch in the World Series will forever be one of the greatest moments in sports history. Chills every single time. Couldn’t have been more down the middle.

[Nick Hinton @NickHintonn]

A conspiracy thread: Antarctica

[aaron @aaronflarin]

me after one sip of mcdonalds sprite

[Quackity @Quackity]

Adam and Eve: *sin*

God:

[ℳatt (matttomic.bsky.social) @matttomic]

An entire visiting Irish rugby team just got escorted out of the Jays game for being extremely shitfaced, they all came to the game in matching Canadian tuxedos, sprayed beer and occasionally paused for pushups all the way to the exits

[kam @Kamstaxalot]

THIS SO FUNNY HAHA no really watch the fucking video

[JOJI @sushitrash]

THANK YOU LOLLAPALOOZA

[lil wanye @dougimmedome]

“Dave Matthews is such an arrogant fuck for naming his whole band after him”- Todd Kennedy

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

dad: u check the oil in that car lately?

me: no

dad:

[Randy P @301RandyP]

Just wanted to share the craziest shit I seen/heard today

[Will Sullivan @rastaphyllis]

@tinymeatbot @elonmusk make it happen