Simon A Lewis

Hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?

[Simon A Lewis @rastusmaus]

I'm relieved that Angela Merkel is no longer chancellor of Germany. I got her mixed up far too readily with angular momentum and it was making it difficult to ride a bike.

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@professorzaroff #kleptocracy https://t.co/FpJDPWeacR

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@elonmusk You know the left is not actually a party, right?

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@Das_Not_Gooddd @pop_archives Nose, eyelids, lips, eyebrows, jaw. No matter how much work it looks like they got done, there's more.

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@NicheSiteLady Is it incorrect?

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@NoContextBrits Target?

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I believe the earth just moved.

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@BAMayer427 Felt quakey to me.

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@nytimes I'm a subscriber and a fan, but come on...how does this happen?

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The great ambivalence boom is over. I have mixed feelings about this.

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Life must be very difficult for those who cannot tell the difference between Roni Size and exercise.

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@elonmusk "we can't afford to move"

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@annafriel I love that song Madonna sang about you.

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@UberEats passive aggressive & judgey much?

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@SpellingBeeNYT LOOK AT WHAT I DID

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"swordsman" sounds a bit too much like "saucepan" for my liking.

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"my name is Limozymandias, king of kings;
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"

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@nathaliejacoby1 Shergar.

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@washingtonpost idiots. It was actually called "Total Recall".

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@elonmusk @cb_doge Is there room in the world for this much wanking?