Marty Dietrich

[Marty Dietrich @ratUmah]

@gotti612 @HeartlandSignal

[Marty Dietrich @ratUmah]

@Logically_JC Don't some deer have vaginas?

[Marty Dietrich @ratUmah]

@EWErickson Walz wouldn't believe in HOAs. He's a good person.

[Marty Dietrich @ratUmah]

@TheRickWilson Missionary.

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

You guys, I think maybe that Tulsi Gabbard wasn’t on the up and up.

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

Who did this, and how much do I owe you?

[phil @philipjonathn]

This election is essentially:

America’s Fun Aunt and America’s Fun Dad

vs.

A Convicted Felon and Your Weird Cousin

[Jeremy Levenbach @thelevenbach]

Tim Walz was an REI hire.

[Mitali @mmodi93]

A moment of silence for J.D. Vance's half white half Indian kids who are about to watch their dad go on television and pretend that he doesn't understand how it's possible for someone to be two races at once

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

it's so funny that people are genuinely scared of The Devil again. like, The Devil? from bible? are you nine

[Marty Dietrich @ratUmah]

Is Biden dropping out Kamala's Katrina?

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

It’s great that Biden dropped out, but he dropped out in the wrong way.

[Ian @ianfromphilly]

oh my god they killed him

[Marty Dietrich @ratUmah]

If only Pete Rose had an interpreter.

[Heather Thomas @HeatherThomasAF]

This. Every word of this!👇👇👇

[Bob Netherlands @bobnetherlands]

Wow if the Cowboys blow this after the Lakers loselt its gonna be a really rough night for Yankees fans

[Marty Dietrich @ratUmah]

@HanischBakery @CheyCab Pay them a living wage.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I liked his earlier, funnier indictments.

[ghost horses @mollywidstrom]

minnesota's hottest club is the split rock lighthouse. it has everything: old people with compression socks up to their knees, hundreds of guys in eagle flag t-shirts, confusing trails, a giant lake, an actual lighthouse, sweltering heat, 172 steps up the side of a hill

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

At The Sound of Freedom (second viewing!) while my wife and her trainer see Barbie next door