bub

my skills include: procrastinating, sleeping, and snapchatting

[bub @rat_mp3_]

@HBO yall are some greedy fucks

[bub @rat_mp3_]

@Wuubs Where do you live? On an unrelated note

[abdominal breathing @m0mimpregnant]

pete davidson has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible

[Meg @_meganmayhem]

Proof that violence is always the answer.

[ally @milfsincrime]

i just know kate mckinnons impression of her on snl would have slapped

[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

No fucking way

[Pokemon Giveaways @PokeTCGiveaways]

"Your package will arrive at 2:00PM"

Me at 2:01PM:

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

ㅤ

[𝘱𝘺𝘳𝘢 ໒꒱ @cospyra]

“are you fucking stupid??”

me:

[Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt]

beautiful

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book*

uh oh

*frantically starts flipping through pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh