I’ll never forget the time an interviewer asked Johnny Knoxville about the homoerotic subtext in Jackass and he got mad at them for calling it subtext.
bread is stale and the circus sucks. Clown is jacking off. Lion tamer ODing on opiates. Lion is bloated dead. Magician is actually cutting the lady in half in real life. But I’ll keep watching. It’s actually not bad I take it back. They got a big thing of narcan for the elephant.
COOKING SHOW IDEA: Contestants must sneak as much sawdust as possible into a dish. Most sawdust wins. They're kicked off if restaurant patrons don't finish the meal. The catch?—Patrons are told that child chefs w/ leukemia made the food. Bald child actors watch them expectantly