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ravings of the mentally deranged

[rat @rat_tweeter]

turning on my hazards and pulling over on the highway to change cds

[Kbar † 🔫 @nrcssius]

Mythical screenshot. Found Sheldon cooper and there’s two girls breaking up right behind him.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I’ll never forget the time an interviewer asked Johnny Knoxville about the homoerotic subtext in Jackass and he got mad at them for calling it subtext.

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

Matt Damon in Ocean's Eleven

[Noah Wilson @noahwilsoncares]

This is the kind of stat ESPN pulls when two abysmal teams are playing on prime time

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

South Side. East Carson Street. Caller said that he gave a barber shop a bad review online. The barber just saw him and beat his ass.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

bread is stale and the circus sucks. Clown is jacking off. Lion tamer ODing on opiates. Lion is bloated dead. Magician is actually cutting the lady in half in real life. But I’ll keep watching. It’s actually not bad I take it back. They got a big thing of narcan for the elephant.

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

COOKING SHOW IDEA: Contestants must sneak as much sawdust as possible into a dish. Most sawdust wins. They're kicked off if restaurant patrons don't finish the meal. The catch?—Patrons are told that child chefs w/ leukemia made the food. Bald child actors watch them expectantly

[Reagan❤️‍🔥🫀 @GAYWEEDDAD69]

here's what his videos would look like

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

THIS FIRES ME UP , THIS MAKES ME FEEL FUCKING EXCITED !!!!

[Miniwizard14 @Minipainter5]

Has anyone seen my framing square?

The nefarious Northern Pike with the suspiciously right angle shaped body:

[rat @rat_tweeter]

the automatic pepper grinder is a truly astonishing invention in how completely useless it is

[Walmart Canada Gaming @WalmartCAGaming]

We Are Walmart Canada Gaming

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

1,000 urkels with their arms on each other's shoulders smiling and shouting in chorus: did we do that?

[cait @digicait]

Man whatever

[rat @rat_tweeter]

my backyard

[rat @rat_tweeter]

@saladofthestars @ChronoHarlequin no i think it was grave of the fireflies

[Daily Nancy Comic Strips. @Callicutt5John]

January 12,1952