daff 😎🍉 cat dad richie tozier

daffodil (they/she) |26| back in action just like the looney tunes predicted MINORS DNI 🔞

[daff 😎🍉 cat dad richie tozier @ratboyrich]

okay but have we considered Richie and his bigass hands doing some really delicate hobby like imagine him w his hair tied up sitting at a desk folding super intricate origami or quilling paper or making little clay figurines while eddie is outside changing the oil in their car

[daff 😎🍉 cat dad richie tozier @ratboyrich]

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I GOT THE JOB

[daff 😎🍉 cat dad richie tozier @ratboyrich]

@ Richie "I love a dick in my mouth it's the only thing that gets me to shut the fuck up" Tozier: you will always be famous, babygirl 🙏

[daff 😎🍉 cat dad richie tozier @ratboyrich]

bookworm richie tozier you and your packed bookshelves and floor stacks and love of thrift store book sections will always be famous to me

[daff 😎🍉 cat dad richie tozier @ratboyrich]

@munson_moon_666 YES YES YES the shift from "yeah eds cmere I'll get that spot between your shoulder blades before you break your arm trying you freak" to "oh fuck aloe on my dick feels better than I anticipated it would" fills me with joy and glee

[daff 😎🍉 cat dad richie tozier @ratboyrich]

eddie gets a sunburn from fucking around in the pool with richie and not reapplying sunscreen and he's PISSED until richie grabs the bigass aloe plant and uses his pocket knife to cut off a hunk for him and then eddie is Inexplicably horny instead

They are not together :)

[daff 😎🍉 cat dad richie tozier @ratboyrich]

the new thing me and bestie say every time smth about the clown movies makes us mad: andy we have notes :/

[daff 😎🍉 cat dad richie tozier @ratboyrich]

@got_kozier @divinglessons THANK U BESTIES

[daff 😎🍉 cat dad richie tozier @ratboyrich]

wait a minute the it fandom wiki says richie lives in chicago in chap 2????? I knew ppl usually use that or la but chicago is canon??????????????

[daff 😎🍉 cat dad richie tozier @ratboyrich]

@kaspbrakluvrs

[daff 😎🍉 cat dad richie tozier @ratboyrich]

@truly_clowning THIS IS SO COOL TO KNOW TYSM

[daff 😎🍉 cat dad richie tozier @ratboyrich]

@got_kozier SCREAMS and Eddie is like "you're fucking locked in" and richie is like "ofc I am!!! I wanna make you look good!!!"

[daff 😎🍉 cat dad richie tozier @ratboyrich]

eddie, staring at richie's chipped purple nail polish with a carnal desire like no other: 👁️👁️
richie, stupid: aw eds do you want me to paint your nails? I gotta redo mine anyway here sit down let me get my stuff!
eddie, eye twitching: y... yes
(they are not together)

[daff 😎🍉 cat dad richie tozier @ratboyrich]

@dollie63 EXCELLENT POINT I SHOULD DO THAT

[daff 😎🍉 cat dad richie tozier @ratboyrich]

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HELLO BESTIES it went very well!!! I should hear back in the next few days!!

[daff 😎🍉 cat dad richie tozier @ratboyrich]

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interview in half an hour pls send your choicest vibes i am Nervous

[daff 😎🍉 cat dad richie tozier @ratboyrich]

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interview in half an hour pls send your choicest vibes i am Nervous

[daff 😎🍉 cat dad richie tozier @ratboyrich]

THE BOYS! THE DUDES!

[daff 😎🍉 cat dad richie tozier @ratboyrich]

reddie figurines thread 🧵 to keep myself on track to actually work on them!!!

[daff 😎🍉 cat dad richie tozier @ratboyrich]

updated richie's fit and im lowkey Obsessed with it

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what if, in classic form, I cope with my own migraine attack by writing about richie having one

[daff 😎🍉 cat dad richie tozier @ratboyrich]

@got_kozier this is his exact excuse when eddie blows a gasket about the whole thing

[daff 😎🍉 cat dad richie tozier @ratboyrich]

i just think richie t tries to crawl up the stairs on all fours like a big weird ape as a 40something, out of shape man for laughs at a losers club party but then he throws his back out so spectacularly he's bedridden for five (5) days :/

[daff 😎🍉 cat dad richie tozier @ratboyrich]

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movie night with recently-reunited teen years bestie is happening Thursday and we're gonna watch chap 1 and cry 😎🤙