Brian Rathbun

I'm a linguist turned runner, studying to be an arborist.

[Brian Rathbun @ratbrian]

@NASA where is that meteor? #2020Election #leanintoit

[Brian Rathbun @ratbrian]

@JustinTrudeau can I please come join Canada? I can learn to like hockey and speak French.

[Brian Rathbun @ratbrian]

@realDonaldTrump Go fuck yourself, you big orange. I don't your suits. You're a billionaire who ones a suit factory. I bought a suit off the rack at Kohl's while making $18,000 a year that looks better. #youareanazi

[Brian Rathbun @ratbrian]

@Joey_Gibbs do you have experience with grappling hooks? I was thinking about getting one for work. #arboristproblems

[Brian Rathbun @ratbrian]

I would be killing it in this game of Jeopardy. #oldpeopleinterests

[Brian Rathbun @ratbrian]

I just realized I was driving around in my Prius blasting Kanye. #irony

[Brian Rathbun @ratbrian]

Running outside still beats the treadmill. #cold #winter #running

[Brian Rathbun @ratbrian]

Dear commentators, when you push the pile in rugby it's a maul. A scrum is a set piece. Learn what you're talking about. #SB49 #rugby

[Brian Rathbun @ratbrian]

I ran 6.00 mi with @mapmyrun. http://t.co/KTjo2SEuw7 #run #running

[Brian Rathbun @ratbrian]

I ran 8.00 mi with @mapmyrun. http://t.co/jod0bMkQ5b #run #running

[Brian Rathbun @ratbrian]

I ran 7.00 mi with @mapmyrun. http://t.co/IhH9TJOtn9 #run #running

[Brian Rathbun @ratbrian]

I ran 10.00 mi with @mapmyrun. http://t.co/tcti7EVbtG #run #running

[Brian Rathbun @ratbrian]

I'm going on an adventure! #treeclimbing #MTCC

[Brian Rathbun @ratbrian]

I ran 6.00 mi with @mapmyrun. http://t.co/kokv1iUCty #run #running

[Brian Rathbun @ratbrian]

I ran 26.20 mi with @mapmyrun. http://t.co/2DdeJlik92 #run #running

[Brian Rathbun @ratbrian]

Ready for my first #marathon this morning. I hope. #whyamidoingthis #toocold

[Brian Rathbun @ratbrian]

I ran 2.98 mi with @mapmyrun. Check out my route in Ann Arbor, MI! http://t.co/UCMGRYvqv7 #run #running

[Brian Rathbun @ratbrian]

I ran 22.00 mi with @mapmyrun. http://t.co/TmJ35hPLbP #run #running

[Brian Rathbun @ratbrian]

Holy Diver on when I start the car, then the Starbucks girl gives me free coffee. It's going to be a good day. #ridethetiger

[Brian Rathbun @ratbrian]

I ran 20.00 mi with @mapmyrun. http://t.co/4Fw1NS76EC #run #running