The rat king

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[The rat king @ratcake020]

“He’s talking to you through your thermostat” -@DrPhil

[The rat king @ratcake020]

@BenedictTown Well.. as you can see, I am the rat KING. And I am a rat cake. What more do you need :)

[The rat king @ratcake020]

Love is like a baked sweet potato. #vine #RIPVine #rarevine

[The rat king @ratcake020]

I’m a good noodle, Mrs puff

#spongebobmeme #spongebob

[The rat king @ratcake020]

@Sephora how can I get some free samples? #freestuff #makeup #MakeupAddict #Sephora

[The rat king @ratcake020]

@LAYS how do you make your dill pickle chips so pickley ?? #chips #lays #Flavor #how

[The rat king @ratcake020]

Why am I not a social media influencer yet? #why #socialmedia #influencers

[The rat king @ratcake020]

Now that all the bugs are out you can say your pimple is just a bug bite #bugs #pimple #gross #summer

[The rat king @ratcake020]

We should eat the straws so the turtles don’t have to. #turtles #savetheturtles #straws #environment

[The rat king @ratcake020]

I feel like a bread box. No idea what that means but it’s how I feel. #feeling #TuesdayTreat #summer #bread

[Claire and Salina @clayandsal]

@BurgerKing hey. I think you’re really cute. I like you a lot. Maybe we should hangout or somthin

[Burger King @BurgerKing]

no one:

absolutely no one at all:

me alone in bed at 10pm: i wonder if sesame seeds are all siblings

[The rat king @ratcake020]

@PopTartsUS if you retweet this I’ll buy a box of pop tarts for every like I get on this post

[The rat king @ratcake020]

@gushers your products make me remember my childhood. Thanks mate. #childhoodmemories

[The rat king @ratcake020]

Spill the #tea #sis

[The rat king @ratcake020]

If u don’t follow me now then don’t be surprised #AvengerEndgame #TuesdayThoughts #TuesdayMotivation #followme

[The rat king @ratcake020]

@iamblackbear @bumblebear2078

[The rat king @ratcake020]

I need more followers. They’d probably enjoy my strange random tweets. #FolloMe #follow #strangetweets #randomtweet

[The rat king @ratcake020]

I belong to the 1% of the population who have not seen a single episode of #GameofThrones

[The rat king @ratcake020]

@Wendys is your beef really fresh and never frozen? Or are you just lying to all of us 🤔#wendys #fastfood #burgers