mountain laurel

i'm not a ballaholic, i just love the taste of ballahol

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everything at our trailer has a purpose

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dj ashtray thinks global, fails to act local https://t.co/xUsEvRG0cs

[ErykahBadoula @fatbellybella]

Mamas Gun 25 world tour tix on sale at https://t.co/yc5ea66PY0

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“all my exes are my ohs / all my exes steal my clothes”

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“Future makes the most negative inspirational music ever” - André 3000

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"I respect your jumpsuit but not its contents"

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i know i’ve strayed from internet enough that i found out today, on a rerun of the bet awards, that angie stone was killed in a car crash in march. i used to wake up to her cd “black diamond” and i never woke up mad. you should try it.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this is a pusha t lyric

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5 stages of grief 2025 Q1 edition - acceptance. accepting that if we weren’t in this timeline, liangelo ball never would have recorded SWERVE.

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dropped $300 at forever 21 forever liquidation sale john 3:16

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i wanted to give my sisters a nostalgia for how cool it was that i was using the internet before anyone else but it wasn’t cool at all!

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in summer 2020 at the louisville baymont inn i passed by a young black guy quiet yelling into his phone “well i did 15 minutes, but it was because morgan wallen was ready.” i love a baymont inn.

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2
on precision diet
coke
acknowledge me
angels
of the silences

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my dad told me i need to get a real id because he “entered a contest for bet awards tickets”

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@86reality one two (get off the internet i’ll meet) me outside

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ashtray dj checks the returns https://t.co/83Apqw2TO3

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2024 tweet of the year

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been compiling these “best of 2024” moments in my head - been too ashamed to not do them justice by using my own words to write on them.

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“best on the ground reportage that loops in my head” marlowe granados at art basel - “I keep telling people I have been there since Monday, when in fact it’s only been 24 hours. I’ve heard “Water” by Tyla fifteen times so far.” https://t.co/3YPpjcTSPc

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tell me how i’m 2 weeks from my period and i started bawling at 5:45am when RUNAWAY came on shuffle … am i the asshole? https://t.co/ZjchlidMrB