emma ミ☆

first and foremost i’m queer and stupid

[Rhea (she/they) @hsunny0521]

I need more people to get into ethelhead with me

[emma ミ☆ @ratgrease]

betty cooper i am so sorry i was not your mother

[Kyle @tonyhawkbrosk8]

how I'm moving after 2 hard ciders

[𓍝 @solovisios]

I miss San Antonio Spurs basketball

[emma ミ☆ @ratgrease]

what an awful mistake we made not domesticating bears

[emma ミ☆ @ratgrease]

this edible has me feeling v maternal towards dilton doiley

[Jared “Ghost Dog” Denney @PlayaJared]

Weird how it’s called Canada Dry when a Can a da stuff makes me WET 💦

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

grippin on my lil Charlie im boutta kirk off

[Zito @_Zeets]

My advice to everyone is to keep a box of ice cream sandwiches for when you’re having rough days. Not to over-indulge but it’s hard to really spiral when you’re standing there eating an ice cream sandwich. They’re too delightful.

[the young thug of twt ひ @zaycondonez]

u gotta leave them nothin burgers alone and come fw a burger king

[kiky☁️ @kikynium]

i dont understand where the stereotype that women talk too much comes from. like have you ever been around men???? they never shut the fuck up

[✩ @evilshayla]

i think some of u should not be allowed outside

[debo @killmefam]

Last name ever. First name Gayest

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

Michelob Ultra tastes like it would be okay for a baby to drink one

[patark @orbofweed]

weed is a scheduled drug alright... scheduled for after work !

[ana @anndelrey996]

A primeira que teve coragem de chamar atenção deles por feder eu tenho até respeito por ela

[bear @zaptoiid]

i talk about ray toro like this i cant even laugh

[erin chack @ErinChack]

One time I made eye contact with a homeless guy so I said “Hey how’s it going” and he said “Not too good im homeless.”

[𖤝 @zeraphice]

coming out as a water lover there’s absolutely nothing better than taking a sip of nice cold water except maybe kissing a lesbian

[chuckie sullivan @hamasexuals]

All day hangover at 22