ratherastory

Ace. Queer. Quaker. Gamer nerd. No chill. She/her. I like my angels the way I like my coffee: COVERED IN BEEEEEEES!

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Hey friends! Theoretically I'm not allowed to link to anything I do on other sites, but if you're looking for me, my username is always the same (ratherastory). If you can't find me on a social under that name, it's because I don't have an account there.

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The Ghostly Leaf Gang is back in action (albeit briefly)! Join us for more #DND portal-related shenanigans, starting in just a few minutes on @draconicbluettv's channel. https://t.co/jlE3wldcHQ

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@FiercelyNormal Wait, are you a trainer? (How do I not know what you do for a living after, like, fourteen years?) Otherwise, why is the gym scheduling you and not the other way around?

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OMG y'all, it's #DnD night! The Ghostly Leaf Gang has been on hiatus for part of the summer, but now we are back and ready to continue our new adventure beyond the City of Doors! Come join the shenanigans at https://t.co/jlE3wldcHQ.

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@anatsuno I’m so sorry. It’s always so hard having to make that choice. ❤️‍🩹

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@FiercelyNormal Oh God, Misha Collins too? FFS. 🙄

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@neros_violin LOL it IS really hot too! I’m a giant wuss in this regard and even pap smears are incredibly painful. (I can walk off broken bones and migraines, but apparently my cervix is a whole other kettle of fish). I hope it gets sorted out for you quickly!

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@neros_violin Oh God, that sounds excruciating. I am sorry you have to go through this. :(

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@lavish_squalor When I was 16 I once woke up to see my mother fleeing from my doorway in her nightie.

Me: *calling out* "Were you just checking to make sure I was still breathing?"
Her: *pausing sheepishly* "... No?"

So, yes. Totally normal. 💖

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Dear @TransUnion, please explain to me the point of my paying you a monthly subscription when I can't access the information in my account AND you have no one available to assist me outside of core business hours when I have fraudulent activity alerts. This is WILD.

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Hey friends! My good friend’s brother needs help with vet bills. Every little bit helps!

Help Eli Cover Vet Debt for Two Intrepid Old Cats https://t.co/7CdAQvelQd

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@lavish_squalor That too! XD But I think social media is less set up now to allow people to make meaningful connections. It can still happen, of course, but it feels like everyone is just on the hustle now.

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@lavish_squalor I've got online friends going back over 20 years in some cases! Maybe it's because we didn't have algorithms feeding us junk back then, IDK.

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@schmeis Definitely not.

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It’s just Kevin Hart spamming memes and getting left on read.

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Kevin Hart says he has a secret action movie group chat with Dwayne Johnson, Mark Wahlberg, Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Jet Li and Jackie Chan.

(Source: https://t.co/P3cqf7dP1T)

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If you live in Canada, check this out! I entered a contest to win a $22,000 bunkie. You can too! Contest ends Jan 28, 2024.

via bunkielife https://t.co/BUpU6YVp62

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@KCDavisSays We had stockings in my house but neither of my parents liked filling them (they weren’t raised with that tradition) so all of them were mostly empty on Christmas Day. We understood they were mostly decorative. Problem solved! 😂

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@FiercelyNormal I’ve decorated as late as Christmas Eve. Go for it!

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@SimoneSonder 1, hands down.

Why would I be annoyed about pockets in my clothes? Pockets are awesome and too few clothes aimed at femme-presenting people have them.

Who are the weirdos annoyed by pockets? Men? People who don’t want women to carry things easily? Purse manufacturers?

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@derryderrydown OMG YAY!

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@queerly_it_is Those parties are the wooooorst. I had to go to mine (new job, blah blah blah) and I was 100% the weirdo in an N95 who didn’t eat or drink the whole time.

Sending you all the healing vibes and fingers crossed for no Long Covid!