ratking 🐀

most humble person on the internet

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@PalestinianLeft @AzieDee @ComradeHadja thesis: lots of free time but no modern tech

antithesis: modern tech but always working

synthesis: future tech but lots of free time

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@SonicFactsTM time for sonic to delete Facebook, hit the gym, etc

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the youtube algo keeps showing me prager u adds, is the algo broke or do they know something i dont???

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you might argue this is bad management, but, if thats the case, how come it is common practice for managers at every major corporation (name and shame your managers who dont do this and i will punish then with nonstop applications for jobs they supervise)

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one of the reasons im not a good manager is that i am not good at just arbitrarily disrupting an entire functioning system (making the company lose time and money) just to make sure workers know i am the boss

alas, this is one of the hallmarks of management i lack

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one of the reasons im not a good manager is that i am not good at just arbitrarily disrupting an entire functioning system (making the company lose time and money) just to make sure workers know i am the boss

alas, this is one of the hallmarks of management i lack

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i used to wish that my parents werent so famous and a genie granted my wish, but then i regretted my wish but the genie wouldnt help me bc he had never heard of my parents 😭

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everytime my tweets dont go viral it reinforces just how cooked the algo is at this point. i am dropping golden nugget after golden nugget. broken algo is the only explanation

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me correcting the dungeon master: "actually I said he was half fork"

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smells like nextdog in here 😏

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smells like so-funny-dog in here

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please refer to them as Zack based attacked, out of respect

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zack attacks are all fun and games until someone loses an eye

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its time to stop the war! ive got a whole army of pacifists behind me and theyre ready to fight like hell!

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what do you use to make confident guacamole?

bravacado

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what do you call it when you marry the same person again, but in a different language

renewel of vowels

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wish my LIVING relatives would have tried to talk me out of this stupid bachelor of sceance degree

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STEM but S stands for seance

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*guy who is actively cheating on his pregnant wife*: i need a paternity test for peace of mind

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"i really like your tweet, but still feels a bit early to say "love""

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"but ratking, i dont love every tweet i like"

the ones you press a HEART icon to like???????

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"but ratking, i dont love every tweet i like"

the ones you press a HEART icon to like???????

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like? love? whats the difference